# Time for an unbirthday party

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-an-unbirthday-party/25403>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-an-unbirthday-party/25403 "2000-07-13T05:22:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-an-unbirthday-party/25403/21 "2000-07-13T19:54:33Z")

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well, im back from new york, the land of habanero peppers, roller coasters times 20, really annoying keyboards, and disgusting fat men in speedos, so fear no more. no longer shall you be bored. we must go watch movies and look at renfest costumes and do insane things. but could you imagine our friends at a party like that? really strange mental images. lalala.  
jezka  
ps. can i bring pancakes?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-an-unbirthday-party/25403/22 "2000-07-14T01:09:45Z")

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Patrick, that’s supposed to be a secret! [j/k]  
Jess, you can bring pancakes, but I think I’d rather be making them. Keep in mind that this won’t make up for you leaving me for two weeks with no one as a back up oddball. Whenever I don’t have to work I am going to force you to do something every now and then. This one lady made me double bag pillows today. What an ass. Time for some screwdrivers for Tasha.

Rearranging the words of my comment about my job shouldn’t make anything better unless I was also getting something out of the deal, mmmkay.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-an-unbirthday-party/25403/23 "2000-07-14T09:33:58Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Megling \*  
> \*\*Oh dear, ths sounds like the makings of a bad porno.
> 
> Hot chick 1: “Oh no, my bikini top has fallen off and my young, nubile breasts are exposed. Whatever will I do now?”
> 
> Hot chick 2: “I know. Since we are both partially exposed, let’s go at it like greased weasels and hope some hairy, stocky man shows up soon so we can revel in more sin than a truckload of televangelists.” \*\*

Megling–you’re absolutely right! I remember that, it was in…

Err…so I’ve heard, anyway.

Gotta love a woman with an expertise in bad pornos, by the way. 😛

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