# Time For Another "Bizarre Church Signs" Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-bizarre-church-signs-thread/261172 "2004-08-23T23:45:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-bizarre-church-signs-thread/261172/21 "2004-08-24T14:44:17Z")
One of the local fire-and-brimstone establishments had a sign not long ago. It said: PEOPLE RECYCLED HERE The sign was right in front of their cemetery. Now I know where Soylent Green is made. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-bizarre-church-signs-thread/261172/22 "2004-08-24T14:51:22Z")
The one right by my house currently says: > [@](#): > > Hey Kids! Happy Clappy Puppets! I am intrigued in spite of myself. ---
**Author:** ![MidnightRadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-bizarre-church-signs-thread/261172/23 "2004-08-24T15:02:09Z")
> [@TeaElle](#): > > “If you were arrested for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?” We have the same one on the one by our house right now! This just proves what I’ve always thought, that they get them out of a book or something. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-bizarre-church-signs-thread/261172/24 "2004-08-24T15:29:38Z")
> [@bughunter](#): > > You people really need [this link](http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/). > > Enjoy! You can have some fun with that and the IMDB’s memorable quotes page for _The Exorcist_. ---
**Author:** ![Lwaxana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Lwaxana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lwaxana)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-bizarre-church-signs-thread/261172/25 "2004-08-24T21:53:58Z")
One on my way to work says: God responds to knee-mail cute but cornballish. ---
**Author:** ![Carm6773](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2bfe46/32.png) [@Carm6773](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carm6773)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-bizarre-church-signs-thread/261172/26 "2004-08-25T00:13:42Z")
I used to see this one on a church marquee on my way to school. They left it up for a longggggggg time (so long, the letters started to yellow). It read: **Dusty Bibles Lead to Dirty Lives**. My personal favorite is: **Don’t Make Me Come Down There – God**. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-bizarre-church-signs-thread/261172/27 "2004-08-25T00:58:49Z")
> [@Carm6773](#): > > I used to see this one on a church marquee on my way to school. They left it up for a longggggggg time (so long, the letters started to yellow). It read: > **Dusty Bibles Lead to Dirty Lives**. That’s up on another church near me. There _must_ be a book. Robin ---
**Author:** ![AveDementia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@AveDementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AveDementia)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-bizarre-church-signs-thread/261172/28 "2004-08-25T02:18:04Z")
Speaking of corny, from a few years ago: AIN’T GOD GOOD? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-bizarre-church-signs-thread/261172.md?page=1)