# Time for another trip to the Universal Library. Can I bring you hosers anything? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 22, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-trip-to-the-universal-library-can-i-bring-you-hosers-anything/710624 "2015-01-22T21:45:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-trip-to-the-universal-library-can-i-bring-you-hosers-anything/710624/41 "2015-01-27T16:16:01Z")
The Further Adventures of Calvin and Hobbes more Cul-de-sac comics the other books about Middle Earth that Tolkien wrote in the style of LOTR (not the style of the Silmarillion) - you know, the ones that detail the adventures of the other wizards, the fall of the North and the rise of the Witch-King, the tales of the Eastern and Southern lands, what Aragorn’s kids were up to along with the offspring of Eomer, Faramir, and various hobbits. that’s all for this trip - thanks Skald ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-trip-to-the-universal-library-can-i-bring-you-hosers-anything/710624/42 "2015-01-27T16:39:29Z")
> [@well\_he\_s\_back](#): > > The Further Adventures of Calvin and Hobbes > > more Cul-de-sac comics > the other books about Middle Earth that Tolkien wrote in the style of LOTR (not the style of the Silmarillion) - you know, the ones that detail the adventures of the other wizards, the fall of the North and the rise of the Witch-King, the tales of the Eastern and Southern lands, what Aragorn’s kids were up to along with the offspring of Eomer, Faramir, and various hobbits. > that’s all for this trip - thanks Skald You don’t want 1 or 3. Both Watterson & the Greater Perfesser saw the subcreative exhaustion coming and knew when to stop. ---
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-trip-to-the-universal-library-can-i-bring-you-hosers-anything/710624/43 "2015-01-27T16:42:36Z")
dang it Skald, you’re right. but why are you injecting reality into my fantasy ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-trip-to-the-universal-library-can-i-bring-you-hosers-anything/710624/44 "2015-01-27T22:15:44Z")
I’d like the concluding two volumes of Robert Anton Wilson’s [Historical Illuminatus Chronicles,](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Historical_Illuminatus_Chronicles) the edition of the collected Sherlock Holmes stories that includes the one about the giant Sumatran rat, and a DVD of _Buckaroo Banzai vs. The World Crime League._ ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2015, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-trip-to-the-universal-library-can-i-bring-you-hosers-anything/710624/45 "2015-01-28T02:48:54Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > You would know this if you had taken my Evil Seminar. Your refusal to do so is why your plans to destroy Nebraska always fail. No, it’s because I aim for Kansas and some buzzkill in blue tights and a cape keeps interfering. Fine. Find me that original draft of Ayn Rand’s ‘Atlas Shrugged’ where she writes in the margins, “Man, I hope that grant comes through.” ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2015, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-trip-to-the-universal-library-can-i-bring-you-hosers-anything/710624/46 "2015-01-28T03:01:06Z")
Homer’s _Margites_ Emily Brontë’s second novel (if there was one) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-trip-to-the-universal-library-can-i-bring-you-hosers-anything/710624/47 "2015-01-28T15:30:36Z")
> [@Apocalypso](#): > > Also, Homer’s Illad and Odyssey were only two in a series of 7-8 books, and I’d like copies of the rest of the series please. [At least we know the titles.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_Cycle) N.B., however: Only the Iliad is by Homer; the rest were written by a different poet with the same name. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-trip-to-the-universal-library-can-i-bring-you-hosers-anything/710624/48 "2015-01-28T19:04:56Z")
**Skald the Rhymer** - did you by any chance pick up a title for the guy stalking Jennifer Lopez in her latest [vanity project](http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/01/26/in_jennifer_lopez_s_the_boy_next_door_the_trashiest_moment_is_a_real_classic.html)? ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-trip-to-the-universal-library-can-i-bring-you-hosers-anything/710624/49 "2015-01-28T19:16:18Z")
> [@Don\_Draper](#): > > **Skald the Rhymer** - did you by any chance pick up a title for the guy stalking Jennifer Lopez in her latest [vanity project](http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/01/26/in_jennifer_lopez_s_the_boy_next_door_the_trashiest_moment_is_a_real_classic.html)? Of course not. I barely acknowledge that Jennifer Lopez exists. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-trip-to-the-universal-library-can-i-bring-you-hosers-anything/710624.md?page=2)