# Time for another "Who's your Doper crush?" thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 25, 2014, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910 "2014-04-25T00:08:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/21 "2014-04-25T18:56:58Z")
I’m too old and married for crushes but some dinner conversation with Una Persson followed by drinks with Mean Old Lady would be probably be awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/22 "2014-04-25T19:16:44Z")
> [@bup](#): > > I’ve [started another thread](http://no2minutewarning.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/charlie-brown-mailbox.gif) for the rest of us. Our many crushes probably have jealous spouses so we shouldn’t blame them if they’re forced to stay silent. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/23 "2014-04-25T19:21:09Z")
> [@bup](#): > > I’ve [started another thread](http://no2minutewarning.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/charlie-brown-mailbox.gif) for the rest of us. My life in one cartoon. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/24 "2014-04-25T19:40:21Z")
> [@bup](#): > > I’ve [started another thread](http://no2minutewarning.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/charlie-brown-mailbox.gif) for the rest of us. > [@Chefguy](#): > > My life in one cartoon. You’ve got a mailbox? Lucky bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/25 "2014-04-25T19:49:09Z")
Not a “crush” (I’m a very happily married heterosexual female) but I wish I knew **flatlined** IRL. She seems like such a super cool person. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/26 "2014-04-25T20:01:02Z")
The big three at this time are **Little Nemo** , **Elendil’s Heir** and **elucidator**. **Skald** , **Evil Captor** , **BrainGlutton** , **Hal Briston** , **Qadgop** and **RTFirefly** are also up there. ---
**Author:** ![mo50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@mo50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mo50)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/27 "2014-04-25T21:10:22Z")
Mean Old Lady. Smart, funny, enjoys a drink, then this thread drove me to check out her picture too and um…oh, my. Excuse me, I’ll be in my bunk! 😉 Mancrush : Stranger on a Train. Guy seems to know pretty much everything about pretty much everything and isn’t obnoxious about it, IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![jayrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jayrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayrey)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/28 "2014-04-25T22:14:19Z")
Oh my, I have several: **Trinopus** , whose posts are smart and well-written. **Qadgop** , nuff said. **Chefguy** , Oregonians Unite! **Skald** - I always read Skald’s posts, even it I’m not interested at first blush in the title. Who can resist that dry, smart humor? **Cat Whisperer** and **ThelmaLou** are my sisters in Dopeness. Love my sistahs! And last but not least, **Leaffan** , who I suspect is a really decent, super nice guy. When he posted that he was thinking of getting involved with a woman in Canada . . . well . . . my heart broke just a little. :o ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/29 "2014-04-25T22:25:57Z")
Well, okay, since we’re naming names, **lorene** and **Maastricht** (and **Curiosity Kills Her** , though she hasn’t been around for a while). ---
**Author:** ![vontsira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/51bf81/32.png) [@vontsira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vontsira)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2014, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/30 "2014-04-26T12:41:10Z")
For me, **Zsofia**. Admittedly, our being of different genders has something to do with that: and yes, I’m aware that she’s “spoken for”, also that we’re on different continents. She strikes me as a perfect lady, and always with something interesting to say in her posts, on a large variety of subjects. Plus, we share a love of strange and exotic animals – and she has worked with them, which is more than I’ve ever done. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/31 "2014-04-26T19:12:20Z")
Anthracite. I don’t care what her name is now she’ll always be Anthracite to me. I’d even learn to play tennis for her. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2014, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/32 "2014-04-26T21:01:25Z")
Outright crushes on **Anyrose** and **Kaiwik** , and they know it. 😉 There is also a very long list of Dopers that I’d drink beer with, and most of them know who they are, too. **Swampbear** is one of many. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/33 "2014-04-26T22:25:53Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Outright crushes on **Anyrose** and **Kaiwik** , and they know it. 😉 > > There is also a very long list of Dopers that I’d drink beer with, and most of them know who they are, too. **Swampbear** is one of many. Well blush. **Vunderbob** even told me I could hug him if I keep my hands above the waist, the spoilsport! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ReticulatingSplines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@ReticulatingSplines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReticulatingSplines)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/34 "2014-04-26T23:04:45Z")
> [@mo50](#): > > Mean Old Lady. Smart, funny, enjoys a drink, then this thread drove me to check out her picture too and um…oh, my. Excuse me, I’ll be in my bunk! 😉 That’s not creepy at all. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/35 "2014-04-26T23:12:38Z")
I’m assuming **Elendil’s Heir** is married, and too young for me. Darn it! All the rest of us, admit it! You’ve checked this thread for your name!!!😃 ---
**Author:** ![mo50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@mo50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mo50)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/36 "2014-04-27T00:39:23Z")
> [@ReticulatingSplines](#): > > That’s not creepy at all. Its not? OK, back to the ‘ol drawin’ board!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/37 "2014-04-27T03:05:15Z")
> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#): > > Not a “crush” (I’m a very happily married heterosexual female) but I wish I knew **flatlined** IRL. She seems like such a super cool person. Yep…that lady came from homeless to serving into the military, being a biker chick, saving homeless kitties and a crazy PTSD neighbor. Plus a big fat white wedding to a dream guy if it weren’t for his heart problem. And he travels, extensively. So much that she has the time to to us all how she misses him. She is unbelievable for sure!! ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/38 "2014-04-27T03:46:10Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I’m assuming **Elendil’s Heir** is married, and too young for me. Darn it! > > All the rest of us, admit it! You’ve checked this thread for your name!!!😃 I most assuredly did not check this thread! I haven’t read a single post and certainly didn’t look for my name or respond. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/39 "2014-04-27T04:29:06Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > I most assuredly did not check this thread! I haven’t read a single post and certainly didn’t look for my name or respond. What thread? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/40 "2014-04-27T14:04:20Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > What thread? Never pull on a thread; your sleeve may come off. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910.md?page=3)