# Time for another "Who's your Doper crush?" thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 25, 2014, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910 "2014-04-25T00:08:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/41 "2014-04-27T17:25:38Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> Never pull on a thread; your sleeve may come off.

Welcome to the gun show, ladies.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/42 "2014-04-27T18:30:41Z")

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> [@keturah](#):
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> Yep…that lady came from homeless to serving into the military, being a biker chick, saving homeless kitties and a crazy PTSD neighbor. Plus a big fat white wedding to a dream guy if it weren’t for his heart problem. And he travels, extensively. So much that she has the time to to us all how she misses him. She is unbelievable for sure!!

I think she’s married to **Ducati**.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/43 "2014-04-27T18:36:41Z")

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I have a massive crush on Airman Doors, but I don’t think he knows I exist. ☹

😃

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/44 "2014-04-27T19:18:44Z")

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Baby Driver, Renee & ladyfoxfyre! Whooooo!! (clicks tongue). 😉

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/45 "2014-04-27T20:46:44Z")

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> [@shiftless](#):
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> I’m too old and married for crushes but some dinner conversation with Una Persson followed by drinks with Mean Old Lady would be probably be awesome.

Awwww…that sounds nice (as long as it’s not seafood).

> [@Odesio](#):
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> Anthracite. I don’t care what her name is now she’ll always be Anthracite to me. I’d even learn to play tennis for her.

I really am a different person now in so many ways, but there’s a little Anthracite left in me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/46 "2014-04-27T20:55:58Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> I have a massive crush on Airman Doors, but I don’t think he knows I exist. ☹
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> 😃

You might want to just turn the computer off, or walk into the other room. Assuming he is home.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/47 "2014-04-27T21:19:30Z")

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My Beloved(Rahne McCloud).

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/48 "2014-05-06T16:18:43Z")

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> [@a35362](#):
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> The big three at this time are **Little Nemo** , **Elendil’s Heir** and **elucidator** …

> [@Baker](#):
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> I’m assuming **Elendil’s Heir** is married, and too young for me. Darn it!..

:: blushes ::

I am indeed happily married, and for the record I’ll turn 50 in September.

I’m blessed with many friends on the Dope, but of crushes I have but a few: **Eleanor of Aquitaine, kittenblue** and **TubaDiva** , each of whom is smart, beautiful and witty.

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/49 "2014-05-06T16:24:40Z")

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**EH** , are you the Doper who appears in the Avengers movie?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/50 "2014-05-06T16:28:40Z")

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I’ve posted the others before, but my most recent is **Una**.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/51 "2014-05-06T16:32:04Z")

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> [@a35362](#):
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> **EH** , are you the Doper who appears in the Avengers movie?

Yup: [I was an Avengers extra - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=650920)

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/52 "2014-05-06T16:37:19Z")

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Two years ago today (well, the thread, anyway)! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/53 "2014-05-06T17:23:21Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Yup: [I was an Avengers extra - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=650920)

Hey, I don’t want to resurrect that thread, but you should totally update your SDMB Portrait to be a screenshot from the movie.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/54 "2014-05-06T18:18:06Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Hey, I don’t want to resurrect that thread, but you should totally update your SDMB Portrait to be a screenshot from the movie.

Not a bad idea. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/55 "2014-05-26T01:04:04Z")

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Hey! Whatever happened to **Ogre**? 😕☹

I was just thinking about him, and he hasn’t been here in a while. Is he still working on his PhD?

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**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/56 "2014-05-26T20:43:35Z")

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As of a few minutes ago, papergirl is my current crush. This is based on her account of herself in the thread about being called “lovely”. Mmm mmm mmmmm.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/57 "2014-05-27T01:36:31Z")

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CheshireKat–

She’s so NIIIIICE! Aw, shucks!

:: Diverts eyes to floor, hands in pockets, scuffs toe in the dirt ::

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/58 "2014-05-27T01:47:19Z")

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Silver Fire and Aanimika. They should both be aware.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2014, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/59 "2014-05-27T13:30:14Z")

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Thank you ephemera.

While I am lurking a great deal these days, I have grown really fond of Incubus. Smart and insightful.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-another-whos-your-doper-crush-thread/686910/60 "2014-05-27T15:00:01Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> CheshireKat–
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> She’s so NIIIIICE! Aw, shucks!
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> :: Diverts eyes to floor, hands in pockets, scuffs toe in the dirt ::

I just don’t think the two of you would work out. Cats and dogs and all that…😃

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