# Time for more Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2002, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489 "2002-09-24T18:44:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/1 "2002-09-24T18:44:19Z")
Yup, it’s that time again. Over in IMHO: [Why do husbands watch pornography?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136565) [Survey: How do you feel about pornography?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136582) [Ask the (big chain) video store clerk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136512) Ummmm…that’s all I found. Anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/2 "2002-09-24T19:02:51Z")
I liked these: [Time for more Sequential Threads!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136589) [Time for more Sequential Threads!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136588) and the immortal: [Time for more Sequential Threads!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136587) Sorry, **Res**. Couldn’t resist. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/3 "2002-09-24T19:11:44Z")
What I posted over in the version where the OP didn’t take (reposted here so the Mods. can lock that one with a clear conscience)… > [@](#): > > Well, apparently the hamsters didn’t think it was time yet! 🙂 > > However, while we’re on the subject: > > Spotted in MPSIMS 2:55 9/24/02 > Time for more Sequential Threads! > Time for more Sequential Threads! > Time for more Sequential Threads! > (Sorry, I couldn’t resist! ) 🙂 And **Gazelle** , I’ll get you for that!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/4 "2002-09-24T19:17:38Z")
I’m going to hell for that… In fact, I suspect you go down one level of hell for each duplicate post. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/5 "2002-09-24T19:18:11Z")
🙂 **Poly** wolyoxenfree! ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/6 "2002-09-24T19:19:55Z")
Aw **Res** , don’t be so hard on yourself. We’ve all done it. But if you’re right, feel free to stop on by the Second Circle on the way down… ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/7 "2002-09-24T19:31:22Z")
Ah, but it got better: Time for more Sequential Threads! Time for more Sequential Threads! Time for more Sequential Threads! Do you have recurring dreams? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/8 "2002-09-24T20:38:39Z")
And just to beat this horse past the possibility of recovery, when I opened MPSIMS just now, the first two threads were: Time for more Sequential Threads! I’m beginning to see a trend here… ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/9 "2002-09-24T22:09:42Z")
Right now next to each other in MPSIMS \*“Best way to help a friend quit smoking” “I quit smoking!!”\* Now that’s a good friend 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![angelicate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@angelicate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelicate)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/10 "2002-09-24T22:21:28Z")
In MPSIMS right now: Trouser Moistening Moments Favorite pimple stories (maybe TMI) How bad would it be to drink at 7:00 A.M. ? I just finished my Christmas shopping ! (Christmas shopping usually tends to leave me wanting a drink afterwards.) ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/11 "2002-09-25T00:06:40Z")
I’ve never posted in one of these before, but this combination, up as I opened this, struck me as hilarious: How does AOL make any money? A story about Hell ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/12 "2002-10-03T12:08:35Z")
Pardon the bump, but currently in GQ we have: Those pesky pop-ups Do you get an erection while being hung? Rare Wood 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/13 "2002-10-03T16:54:04Z")
Just now in Great Debates: Morality . . . Where Do You Think it Comes From? Missouri, Hawaii and New Jersey ---
**Author:** ![Stana\_Claus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stana_claus/32/13874_2.png) [@Stana\_Claus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stana_Claus)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/14 "2002-10-04T14:22:40Z")
In MPSIMS today: When are you going to croak? Soon. Soon! SOON! I WILL BE AN UNCLE! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/15 "2002-10-04T15:57:49Z")
Just here, just now: What Shall We Name Our Baby? Viva Las Dopefest! ---
**Author:** ![knock\_knock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/22d042/32.png) [@knock\_knock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knock_knock)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/16 "2002-10-06T01:45:25Z")
Here today: My Toddler Neighbor Is _COOL_ I got accused of being a pedophile today… ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/17 "2002-10-07T20:16:15Z")
Sometimes these are more amusing when spotted than when you read them in one of these threads – a sort of “You had to be there” reaction. But this one will, I think, cause giggles in almost everybody… In the Pit: His4Ever, why are you telling lies about your Deity? Jesus is not a hydrogen-powered sports car with VTOL that gives blowjobs! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2002, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/18 "2002-10-08T07:01:20Z")
Some MPSIMS spottings tonight: Noboby Will Ever Deprive the American People the Right to Vote. Except… I finally kissed a girl On the radio this morning… Looks like they found a tenth planet I caught a baby!! I’m so f\*\*king stupid. There’s a dead woman on my ballot! SDMB black rifle club 2 more shootings in MD. Let’s make a profile. ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/19 "2002-10-09T00:01:13Z")
MPSIMS: it’s time to get new holes in my skin Any of y’all been shot before? ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489/20 "2002-10-09T00:23:56Z")
Starring in **MPSIMS** right now and perhaps a Freudian slip but . . . I’m still bitter about. . . Viva Las Vegas Dopefest [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-for-more-sequential-threads/129489.md?page=2)