# Time to celebrate May Straight Dope birthdays!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 1, 2004, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936 "2004-05-01T04:31:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/21 "2004-05-01T20:43:33Z")

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I am on the 31st, 1973 so I will be 31. I plan to have very little drama surrounding the event this year.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/22 "2004-05-01T21:28:02Z")

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> [@Mayflower](#):
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> Me, too! How young are you this year? (I’ll be 38)

I’ll be 31, so I probably should get 31 cards, 31 flowers and 31 … uh, flavors.

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**Author:** ![PucksRaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecd19e/32.png) [@PucksRaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PucksRaven)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/23 "2004-05-01T21:38:07Z")

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Must pop in to wish **Obsidian** a very happy birthday today, the first. I don’t know if I’m allowed to say how old she is but it is her first birthday on the Dope, I believe.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/24 "2004-05-02T01:09:14Z")

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Ivygirl will be 12 on the 5th.

1. 

12!

Where did the time go? I had the talk with her last night…about the importance of carrying a purse with you at all times. (You ladies know why :D)

For her birthday she’s getting a pedicure. Ssshhh…it’s a secret. She knows we’re going to the salon, but she’s figured out she’s getting a perm. As if.

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**Author:** ![IKinSpelGud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/46a35a/32.png) [@IKinSpelGud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IKinSpelGud)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/25 "2004-05-02T01:18:40Z")

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Being as May 9 is my birthday and some people IRL like to call me, “Marck,” I’ve dubbed the ninth Cinco de Marcko and will be celebrating accordingly, and you all can too.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/26 "2004-05-02T01:55:40Z")

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19th for me. I’ll be 22, and I guess there won’t be any more milestone birthdays. The only things I’m not legal for are renting a car (25), or running for Congress (25), the Senate (30), or the Presidency (35), and I’m sure nobody will ever let me do any of those things. 😉

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/27 "2004-05-02T02:19:02Z")

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> [@Cub Mistress](#):
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> Happy birthday to all you May babies. Mine is on the 16th, just like **Flamsterette\_X’s** boyfriend. 🆒
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> May babies are great babies.

Mine as well. 🙂 A popular day, it seems.

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**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/28 "2004-05-02T03:57:25Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
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> Well, the further north you are. 😉  
> When it travels to the southlands, WHOA BABY! 😃  
> ducks and runs

Hee hee, I had to read this a couple of times to catch the meaning.

BTW, I should now say to everyone, May Baby or not,

May The 4th Be With You! 😃

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/29 "2004-05-02T12:35:51Z")

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Wishing you a good day, a good year and a good life.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/30 "2004-05-03T16:04:07Z")

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We’re in good company on the 31st, **fruitbat** , blowin’ candles with Brooke Shields and Clint Eastwood.

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**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/31 "2004-05-03T17:11:58Z")

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OOohh! Me, me, I’m a May baby! On the 21st, I’ll be 22. Again. 😉

Happy birthday to all those who share the best month.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/32 "2004-05-03T17:30:43Z")

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Me me me! I’ll be 38 on the 17th!

And my mom will be 60 on the 14th,

and my adorable niece will be 6 on the 20th

and my other adorable niece with be 3 on the 6th…

I share my birthday with Jordan Knight of the New Kids On The Block, Anaheim Angels outfielder Jose Guillen, musician Trent Reznor, original Iron Maiden vocalist Paul Di’anno, Yes drummer Bill Bruford and singer Enya.

I was born one day after Janet Jackson.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/33 "2004-05-03T17:32:02Z")

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> [@Ashes](#):
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> OOohh! Me, me, I’m a May baby! On the 21st, I’ll be 22. Again. 😉
> 
> Happy birthday to all those who share the best month.

How long have you been 22?  
I’ve been 21 and holding for 7 years now. 😉

Mine’s the 30th. Woo hoo!

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/34 "2004-05-03T17:37:42Z")

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Hey, what about me?

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/35 "2004-05-03T17:38:42Z")

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I’m a May baby!

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/36 "2004-05-03T18:00:05Z")

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I’ll be 38 on the 7th. Why anyone would care I do not know.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/37 "2004-05-03T18:03:04Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
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> How long have you been 22?  
> I’ve been 21 and holding for 7 years now. 😉
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> Mine’s the 30th. Woo hoo!

I’m 18 with almost 20 years experience.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/38 "2004-05-03T18:13:13Z")

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> [@Captain Lance Murdoch](#):
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> I’ll be 38 on the 7th. Why anyone would care I do not know.

Because we loves ya! 😉

Here’s wishing you a special birthday wedgie! 😛

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/39 "2004-05-03T18:15:21Z")

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> [@Phase42](#):
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> I’m 18 with almost 20 years experience.

LOL!  
I’m going to remember that one!

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-may-straight-dope-birthdays/242936/40 "2004-05-03T18:30:07Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> We’re in good company on the 31st, **fruitbat** , blowin’ candles with Brooke Shields and Clint Eastwood.

You and me and Joe Namath, too. Also Lea Thompson and Chris Elliott. And let’s toast Don Ameche and Denholm Elliott while we’re at it!

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