# Time to celebrate SD March birthdays! :)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 1, 2003, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372 "2003-03-01T08:29:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mske](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@mske](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mske)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/41 "2003-03-03T19:36:09Z")

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Today (March 3rd) is also my birthday!

[sub]oI[/sub]~ Happy Birthday to Me…[sub]oI[/sub]~

And, if my wife can somehow manage to go into labour today instead of next week - I can share it with my first child too!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/42 "2003-03-04T00:35:41Z")

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**airdisc** : Let me assure you that I normally have a very fine and wacky sense of humor. However, when it comes to these things, that is NOT humorous in the least. Maybe I don’t appreciate your sense of humor… so be it. But I definitely don’t like your comments in this thread. snotty kids telling me to grow a sense of humor and to lighten up… cheh!

**porcupine** : Nah, your birth certificate and other important documents won’t be necessary in your case. Besides (assuming he isn’t in cahoots with you), we can always ask **UncleBeer**. 🙂

F\_X

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/43 "2003-03-04T01:03:23Z")

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she that tolerates me in matrimonial splendor has a birthday on March 25th

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**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/44 "2003-03-04T02:07:06Z")

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> airdisc: Let me assure you that I normally have a very fine and wacky sense of humor. However, when it comes to these things, that is NOT humorous in the least. Maybe I don’t appreciate your sense of humor… so be it. But I definitely don’t like your comments in this thread. snotty kids telling me to grow a sense of humor and to lighten up… cheh!

Yeah right. You think I appreciate your bitchy comments over something extremely minor. Does the stick up your ass have a stick up it’s ass?

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/45 "2003-03-04T03:38:36Z")

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Hey! Thanks **Flamsterette\_X**! Since yesterday I’ve been 18 but been too lazy to do anything new and legal for me. Now that I think about it I don’t think there is much I’d like to do that I now can…  
Porn… free online (if I ever wanted to see it, of course 😃 )  
Cancer sticks… No thanks.  
Lottery tickets… The lottery is a tax on those who can’t do math…

Oh well… I’m a bit older, but having fun.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/46 "2003-03-04T04:16:58Z")

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**airdisc** , this isn’t exactly the forum for that kind of post…

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/47 "2003-03-04T05:30:52Z")

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**airdisc** , you have posted statements that are knowingly false. That is a violation of our registration agreement. Also, personal insults are not allowed in MPSIMS.

Consider yourself formally warned.

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**Cajun Man** ~ SDMB Moderator

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**Author:** ![Reuben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@Reuben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reuben)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/48 "2003-03-04T11:30:35Z")

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March 7th here, so I share a day with **samarm** and **Steelerphan**. And we share that with Rik Mayall.

I’ll be a mere stripling of just 31 years.

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**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/49 "2003-03-04T11:53:45Z")

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Geez, not much sense of humor here, is there.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/50 "2003-03-04T13:24:15Z")

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> Does the stick up your ass have a stick up it’s ass?

In case there’s any question, this is not humor.

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**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/51 "2003-03-04T13:45:44Z")

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well back to birthdays… I should have just posted instead of reading the thread…oyyy…

anywho… my birthday is on the 10th… my girlfriends is on the 11th… and we will be celebrating both on St. Thomas Island…

🙂

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/52 "2003-03-04T14:44:45Z")

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Mine is the 21st. Right now I have no plans for it, though my family might have something up their sleeve. My brother, not a Doper, will be 19 on the 31st. Ack!

27…ack. No WAY can I be 27! I still feel about eight!

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**Author:** ![TJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@TJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJay)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/53 "2003-03-04T15:27:31Z")

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Mine is on Thursday - the 6th - and I am getting a beautiful dragon tattoo on my back as a special birthday present to myself. I’m so excited - it’s been four years since my last one, and I’ve wanted another ever since then!

Oh, and I’m going to be 29 - one more year until I become a proper grown-up!

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**Author:** ![mske](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@mske](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mske)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/54 "2003-03-04T15:36:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mske \*  
> \*\*Today (March 3rd) is also my birthday!
> 
> [sub]oI[/sub]~ Happy Birthday to Me…[sub]oI[/sub]~
> 
> And, if my wife can somehow manage to go into labour today instead of next week - I can share it with my first child too! \*\*

As an update - my wife did not go into labour yesterday, so I get to keep my birthday to myself…

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/55 "2003-03-04T15:50:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by merge \*  
> \*\*anywho… my birthday is on the 10th… my girlfriends is on the 11th… and we will be celebrating both on St. Thomas Island…
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> 🙂 \*\*

It is about time! I’ve been scrolling and scrolling through this thread, thinking, “Isn’t there anybody else whose birthday is on the 10th (not even **airdisc** )?”

Lucky you, **merge**. Since our birthday is on a Monday, and I’m saving my ONE vacation day for a potential job interview, I’ll be working. So this weekend, I shall celebrate with cheese.

Lots of cheese.

And cake. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/56 "2003-03-05T00:15:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by whiterabbit \*  
> \*\*Mine is the 21st. Right now I have no plans for it, though my family might have something up their sleeve. My brother, not a Doper, will be 19 on the 31st. Ack!
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> 27…ack. No WAY can I be 27! I still feel about eight! \*\*

Ahoy! Another one on the 21st.

My…_sigh_…30th. My life is over; might as well order the bifocals now. If this was Logan’s Run, I’d be dead in 2 weeks.

But it’s finally on a weekend, so I’ll make the most of it! 😃

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/57 "2003-03-05T05:42:15Z")

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Thank you to both **Cajun Man** and **UncleBeer**. 🙂

And to get back on topic… **erislover** has just informed me that his birthday is also on the 10[sup]th[/sup]. Looks like you get another “birthday companion,” **auntie em** and **merge**. 🙂

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Osakadave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f07891/32.png) [@Osakadave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osakadave)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/58 "2003-03-05T12:12:04Z")

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I’ll be 35 on the 15th.

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/59 "2003-03-05T13:53:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Reuben \*  
> **March 7th here, so I share a day with samarm and Steelerphan. And we share that with Rik Mayall.**

and let’s not forget Rachel Weiss… Grrrrrr!

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**Author:** ![leafrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@leafrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leafrog)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-celebrate-sd-march-birthdays/158372/60 "2003-03-05T14:46:10Z")

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My birthday is March 11th, which I share with Lawrence Welk. It’s also Tool Appreciation Day!

Unfortunately, all my friends are going to Europe this weekend without me, and I’ll spend the day at work, where they will probably have a cake which I can’t eat, and the PTA will give me a bag of candy, which I can’t eat, but I do plan to come home and have a nice big T-bone, which I can eat. 🙂

36 is scary…twice as old as when I graduated from High School. ☹

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