# Time to name Episode III **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 11, 2002, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012 "2002-04-11T10:33:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/21 "2002-04-11T20:19:46Z")
Episode II: Anakin Ain’t No Cute Urchin No More Episode III: No, Really ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/22 "2002-04-11T20:25:51Z")
**Epsiode III: Anakin Gets Pissed** **Episode III: Rise Of The Four Hundred New Action Figures** **Episode III: Because Lucas Blew His Money On Horses** **Episode III: Dude, Where’s My Padwan?** **Episode III: At Least Pretend To Be Surprised When He Becomes Vader, Okay?** ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/23 "2002-04-11T20:48:23Z")
_Episode III: The Time-Travel Tie-in to Episode VII_ _Episode III:_ [_The Holiday Special_](http://www.timewarptv.com/site/programs/Star_Wars_Holiday_Special/)_, Part II_ _Episode III: Direct to Video_ ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/24 "2002-04-11T21:12:56Z")
Star Wars Episode III: This Galaxy Sith ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/25 "2002-04-11T21:27:54Z")
“Star Wars Epsisode III: Jar-Jar Dies. Slowly and Painfully” (A man can dream.) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/26 "2002-04-11T21:28:07Z")
_Star Wars: Episode III - George Is Too Old To Begin A Third Trilogy_ ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/27 "2002-04-11T21:37:54Z")
**SWE3:MMTG** (more money than God) **SWE3:HKWLI** (harry knowles will like it!) **SWE3:NICFWOHD2** (now I can finally work on Howard the Duck 2) ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/28 "2002-04-11T23:30:32Z")
**A Spaceship Named Desire** **Death of a Jedi** **The Emperor and I** **My Fair Jedi** **How to Succeed in Tyranny Without Really Trying** ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/29 "2002-04-11T23:31:06Z")
Episode III: 'Splosions! Lots and lots of 'splosions!!! ---
**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/30 "2002-04-12T00:02:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Osiris \* > **The Erotic Adventures of Anakin and Amidala** Obi-Wan: Anakin! I told you to be wary of your feelings! Anakin: (whining) But she’s Amidalicious! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/31 "2002-04-12T00:09:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Drastic \* > \*\* > Obi-Wan: Anakin! I told you to be wary of your feelings! > Anakin: (whining) But she’s Amidalicious! \*\* Amadala: Is that the Force, or are you just happy to see me? ---
**Author:** ![holnist\_army](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@holnist\_army](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/holnist_army)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/32 "2002-04-12T00:20:03Z")
hehe! well i would have to go with Star Wars Episode III: Sleepless in Coruscant or Star Wars Episode III: The Most Extravagant Light Saber Fight Scene ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/33 "2002-04-12T00:25:54Z")
Episode III: **Gone With the Ewoks** Episode III: **Obi Wanna Cracker** Episode III: **C3s POd** Episode III: **Robots in Love** Episode III: **Everybody Gets a Piece of Wookie** ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/34 "2002-04-12T02:05:06Z")
Episode III: The Return of Harvey Korman ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/35 "2002-04-12T02:30:23Z")
Get rid of the “Star Wars” and “Episode III” prefixes. The first two movies are now forever doomed to being called “Episode I” and “Episode II” (do the other three movies have that curse? No-o-o-o!). So, ergo, I propose the following title… ::ahem:: **I Know What You Did Last Prequel** Oops, sorry… just kidding… Either **Fall Of The Old Republic** or **Rise Of The Dark Side**. No “Star Wars”, no “Episode III”, none of that bullshit. Just a kickass title for a (hopefully) kickass movie. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/36 "2002-04-12T04:02:00Z")
Star Wars Episode III: My Kids Wrote This One Buy My Powdered Ewoks, Suckers! The Plot Threads Dangle Return of the Overblown CGI Boba Fett’s Useless In This One Too Lucas Gives The Fans The Bird Jar Jar Gives The Fans The Bird Jawas, Here We Come ---
**Author:** ![Bedrosian\_Bixby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecae2f/32.png) [@Bedrosian\_Bixby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bedrosian_Bixby)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/37 "2002-04-12T04:14:56Z")
Wasn’t one of the books called **Dark Force Rising**? I think that’s not a bad name. or maybe **Jar Jar Got Fingered** ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/38 "2002-04-12T04:18:28Z")
**Gamera vs. Vader** **Anakin Conquers the Martians** **Army of Darthness** **Naboo Girls Are Easy** ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/39 "2002-04-12T04:20:21Z")
**STAR WARS: EPISODE III: ATTACK OF THE RETURN OF THE REALLY LONG TITLE STRIKES BACK MENACE** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/40 "2002-04-12T05:36:53Z")
\*\*Episode III: All the Empire’s a Stooge Episode III: Episodes IV, V & VI available on DVD this June Episode III: Obi-Wan vs. Godzilla Episode II.V: Amadala, From Underage Porn Princess to Nabooian Queen Episode III: Girl, You Got It Goin’ On\*\* _(six minutes into the movie, the actual Luke Skywalker, a 16-year-old jock from rural Illinois, is jolted awake in the middle of third period World History. He realizes that everything was just crazy a dream, no doubt induced by his binge drinking at Skender’s sweet-ass kegger last night. No Jedis, no Yoda, no Wookie, no pod races. The movie then shifts to Luke’s coming-of-age story which finds him debating whether to ask Julie, the really cute head cheerleader to prom, or the girl he’s unexplainably drawn to: Amy, the frumpy girl that all of his friends throw things at. At about the middle of the movie, after a soundtrack-enhanced scene in which Amy is made over by her older sister Patti, Luke sees Amy in the cafeteria and his mind is made up: Amy’s totaly hot! In the end, Luke takes Amy to prom, he learns never to judge a book by it’s cover, and also never to let peer pressure get in the way of his true feelings. Action figures would include Luke, Patti, Amy, Julie, Luke’s twin sister Leia, Amy’s gay best friend David, and Luke’s father Darth Vader. Luke: Freddie Prinze Jr. Julie: Britney Spears Amy: Katie Holmes Patti: Mena Suvari David: Eddie Kaye Thomas Leia: Freddie Prinze Jr. (dual roles) Darth Vader: James Earl Jones An all-star soundtrack would include new songs from Blink 182, Barenaked Ladies, Jewel, and DMX._ stv [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012.md?page=3)