# Time to name Episode III

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 11, 2002, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012 "2002-04-11T10:33:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/41 "2002-04-12T14:46:51Z")

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> Episode III: Episodes IV, V & VI available on DVD this June

Damn, that hits close to home. 😃

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**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/42 "2002-04-12T15:03:04Z")

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Why not use the [generator](http://www.brunching.com/cgi/starwarstitles.cgi)?

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/43 "2002-04-12T15:16:21Z")

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Star Wars: Episode III ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

sorry

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Teerious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Miss\_Teerious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Teerious)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/44 "2002-04-12T17:41:47Z")

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**Episode III: National Lampoon’s Space Vacation**

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/45 "2002-04-12T22:51:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zebra \*  
> Star Wars: Episode III ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

I love it!  
And a few more…

**Episode III: Buffy the Ewok Slayer**  
**Episode III: The Escape Pod People**  
**Episode III: Hi Opal !**

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/46 "2002-04-12T23:07:59Z")

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Episode III: Everything’s Coming Up Ewoks!

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/47 "2002-04-12T23:09:27Z")

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Episode III: Jar-Jar Gets Rabies

Episode III: Anakin Discovers Who Tyler Durden _Really_ Is

Episode III: OG SMASH JEDI!

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/48 "2002-04-13T00:17:02Z")

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Thoght of another:

**Faster, Anakin! Kill! Kill!**

_I can see the IMdB entry now… (none of the ‘links’ on this post are real)_

**Faster, Anakin! Kill! Kill!** (1965 )

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**NO** \* Directed by  
_COVER_ George Lucas  
_PHOTO_  
_AVAIL-_ Writing credits  
_ABLE_\* Russ Meyer (story)  
\*\*\*\*\*\*\* George Lucas

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Genre: Action / Drama (more)

Tagline: George Lucas’s ode to the  
violence in Jedi (more)

Plot Summary: Two Jedi seeking thrills encounter  
a young Queen in the desert. … more

User Comments: Jar-Jar still SUCKS!! more

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**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/49 "2002-04-13T01:19:02Z")

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I’m getting Deja Vu, isn’t this over at [Spacebattles.com](http://Spacebattles.com)?

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/50 "2002-04-13T04:53:00Z")

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Here’s some:

Ding Dong! Jar Jar is Dead  
Cantina Rouge!  
Enter the Solo  
Once Upon a Time in Naboo  
Crouching Jedi, Hidden Fett  
The Vader  
The Cantina Connection  
Leia’s World  
Naboo Pie

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-name-episode-iii/103012/51 "2002-04-13T13:11:33Z")

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I vote for…

\*\*Episode III: Return of the Jedi (So what if we’ve used this before? We’ve re-cycled the plots, the characters, the format, the light sabres, the special fx shots, and you still can’t get enough, so why not the title too?) \*\*

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