# Time to start criticizing Jill Biden's wardrobe

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 6, 2021, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484 "2021-04-06T12:59:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/1 "2021-04-06T12:59:00Z")

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> **[Is This a Photograph of Jill Biden in 'Fishnet Stockings'?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jill-biden-fishnet-stockings/)**
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> A picture of 69-year-old First Lady Jill Biden deplaning while wearing 'fishnet stockings' touched off online debate over the appropriateness of her ensemble.

Let me just say that if I EVER in my life had or could have legs like that I would totally wear that outfit. Who cares if she’s 69. She looks amazing!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/2 "2021-04-06T13:07:13Z")

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Love that first comment quoted that Melania has more class in her little finger. You mean the Melania who posed nude and did a lesbian photoshoot?

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/3 "2021-04-06T13:09:15Z")

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Ha, that Snopes article had a screenshot of a tweet disparaging Jill Biden’s outfit that said “Melania had more class in her little finger”. Yeah, Melania who visited caged immigrant children wearing a jacket that said “I don’t care, do U?”. So classy.

ETA: partially ninja’d by running\_coach!

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/4 "2021-04-06T13:14:55Z")

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I don’t know if there’s a term for hose that have a pattern in the weave, but I don’t consider those to be fishnets.

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/5 "2021-04-06T13:17:02Z")

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They are called patterned tights. To be more specific, sheer patterned tights.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/6 "2021-04-06T13:20:30Z")

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At least she’s not wearing a tan suit.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/7 "2021-04-06T13:37:32Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> At least she’s not wearing a tan suit

I think Joe Biden should put a nice tan suit in his weekly rotation to troll the right-wing echo chamber.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/8 "2021-04-06T13:42:08Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Love that first comment quoted that Melania has more class in her little finger. You mean the Melania who posed nude and did a lesbian photoshoot?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/9 "2021-04-06T13:42:43Z")

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After Labor Day can you wear a tan suit with fishnets?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/10 "2021-04-06T13:54:26Z")

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Ya know, that whole “no fishnet stockings after Labor Day” rule is just a remnant from an older, more repressed time. Like having a servant take a calling card to a neighbor before you texted them. These days you should be able to wear what you want\*, when you want.

(\*) Just don’t wear a striped tie with the fishnet stockings - that would be tacky.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/11 "2021-04-06T13:58:08Z")

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Tim Curry is 74 and I bet he could still get away with it.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/12 "2021-04-06T14:05:23Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> > [@running\_coach](#):
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> > Love that first comment quoted that Melania has more class in her little finger. You mean the Melania who posed nude and did a lesbian photoshoot?
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> Not that there’s anything wrong with that. -

I don’t think so, either. However, it’s not an indication of _class_.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/13 "2021-04-06T14:16:46Z")

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It was classy 'cause Melania kept her pinky finger out.  
[![](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uM9q4WpYhkY/VeP4cNV0cEI/AAAAAAAAGsE/NyHdcxJoch4/s1600/No%2Bpinky%2Bfinger%2Bthrust%2Bso.jpg) ](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uM9q4WpYhkY/VeP4cNV0cEI/AAAAAAAAGsE/NyHdcxJoch4/s1600/No%2Bpinky%2Bfinger%2Bthrust%2Bso.jpg)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/14 "2021-04-06T14:19:11Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> It was classy 'cause Melania kept her pinky finger out. -  
> [https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uM9q4WpYhkY/VeP4cNV0cEI/AAAAAAAAGsE/NyHdcxJoch4/s1600/No%2Bpinky%2Bfinger%2Bthrust%2Bso.jpg](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uM9q4WpYhkY/VeP4cNV0cEI/AAAAAAAAGsE/NyHdcxJoch4/s1600/No%2Bpinky%2Bfinger%2Bthrust%2Bso.jpg)

Prevents fisting. Got it.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/15 "2021-04-06T14:19:17Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I don’t think so, either. However, it’s not an indication of _class_ .

Yes, as opposed to the “I don’t care, do U?” jacket she wore, which was both wrong AND showed a lack of class.

There was also the ‘wearing a pith helmet on a trip to Africa’ incident, but I can charitably chalk that up to cultural tone-deafness. The “I don’t care, do U?” jacket, on the other hand, was clearly a big ‘F U’ to the world. There’s no way that was an innocent mistake.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/16 "2021-04-06T14:37:04Z")

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She married Trump. Any pretense of “class” she might have aspired to project is ruined by that alone. She’s a caricature of a vapid and callous villain; a Cruela de Ville without the charisma. Her goal in life was to find somebody rich and spend her life contemplating her wardrobe closet and getting though public life as a life-like mannequin. When forced to be a real person, she became resentful and told everyone just what she thought about the world and everyone in it. She’s a sociopath with a great sense of fashion. Nothing more.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/17 "2021-04-06T15:24:38Z")

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Man, those boots. I don’t know how women do it.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/18 "2021-04-06T15:27:58Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> Man, those boots. I don’t know how women do it. -

🎶 Those boots aren’t made for walkin’…🎶

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**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/19 "2021-04-06T15:29:50Z")

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**psychobunny** had it right. Those are patterned stockings. Fishnets are actual netting with bare skin exposed, if minimally. I think her outfit is stylish and appropriate.

Putting Melania and class in the same sentence should cause some kind of cosmic catastrophe.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/20 "2021-04-06T15:45:50Z")

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A world in which fishnets (or whatever these are) are inappropriate at any time is not a world in which I care to live.

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