# Time to start criticizing Jill Biden's wardrobe **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 6, 2021, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484 "2021-04-06T12:59:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/81 "2021-04-25T12:22:37Z")
I did the exact same thing in my head and I couldn’t come up with it either. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/82 "2021-04-25T12:28:35Z")
> [@carlb](#): > > Even better, he can choose not to be a complete scrotum at every opportunity - Wouldn’t that be denying his basic nature? ---
**Author:** ![stretch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@stretch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stretch)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/83 "2021-04-25T13:51:35Z")
Wadrobe was the error in the original title. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/84 "2021-04-25T19:18:21Z")
Wadrobe is what you get when you take off a bathrobe, wad it into a ball, and lazily toss it into the corner of the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/85 "2021-04-25T20:49:44Z")
This is a really disappointing thread. I came here to view criticisms of Ms.Biden’s wardrobe and what do I find? A pointless argument on the thickness of tights, and very little else. Pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/86 "2021-04-25T20:59:21Z")
> [@Ulfreida](#): > > This is a really disappointing thread. I came here to view criticisms of Ms.Biden’s wardrobe and what do I find? A pointless argument on the thickness of tights, and very little else. Pathetic. - There wasn’t anything to criticize. We went with the next option. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/87 "2021-04-26T02:10:21Z")
> [@Ulfreida](#): > > This is a really disappointing thread. I came here to view criticisms of Ms.Biden’s wardrobe and what do I find? A pointless argument on the thickness of tights, and very little else. Pathetic. Well, what are you wearing? Maybe we can rank on that. ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/88 "2021-04-26T10:24:37Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Well, what are you wearing? Maybe we can rank on that. At this moment, wooly socks, sweat pants, a flannel nightie, and a pink hoodie. It’s 34 degrees F outside, which we amusingly call “spring” in New England. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/89 "2021-04-26T12:00:20Z")
> [@Ulfreida](#): > > At this moment, wooly socks, sweat pants, a flannel nightie, and a pink hoodie. It’s 34 degrees F outside, which we amusingly call “spring” in New England. You’re trying to seduce me, Mrs. Roper. ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/90 "2021-04-26T12:22:00Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > You’re trying to seduce me, Mrs. Roper. You may imagine me waggling a manure-crusted barn boot in your direction in a flirtatious manner. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/91 "2021-04-26T12:27:53Z")
> [@Ulfreida](#): > > You may imagine me waggling a manure-crusted barn boot in your direction in a flirtatious manner. … and rollers? ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/92 "2021-04-26T12:42:31Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > … and rollers? Don’t get presumptuous. Rollers … later. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/93 "2021-04-26T14:26:09Z")
I honestly don’t understand the criticism of Cruz’s beard. Unlike when he’s clean shaven, he actually looks human with it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/94 "2021-04-26T14:28:21Z")
> [@Kamino\_Neko](#): > > I honestly don’t understand the criticism of Cruz’s beard. Unlike when he’s clean shaven, he actually looks human with it. - \< blinks in astonishment \> ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/95 "2021-04-26T14:49:20Z")
What about his business up front, party in the rear? [![](https://uploads.dailydot.com/2021/02/ted-cruz-hair.jpg?auto=compress%2Cformat&fit=scale&h=384&ixlib=php-3.3.0&w=768&wpsize=medium_large) ](https://uploads.dailydot.com/2021/02/ted-cruz-hair.jpg?auto=compress%2Cformat&fit=scale&h=384&ixlib=php-3.3.0&w=768&wpsize=medium_large) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/96 "2021-04-26T15:04:50Z")
Ted Cruz: The Silver Mullet ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/97 "2021-04-26T15:07:38Z")
> [@Kamino\_Neko](#): > > I honestly don’t understand the criticism of Cruz’s beard. Unlike when he’s clean shaven, he actually looks human with it. A disguise, then. Perhaps not such a good idea. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/98 "2021-04-26T15:33:14Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > What about his business up front, party in the rear? > > [https://uploads.dailydot.com/2021/02/ted-cruz-hair.jpg?auto=compress%2Cformat&fit=scale&h=384&ixlib=php-3.3.0&w=768&wpsize=medium\_large](https://uploads.dailydot.com/2021/02/ted-cruz-hair.jpg?auto=compress%2Cformat&fit=scale&h=384&ixlib=php-3.3.0&w=768&wpsize=medium_large) Wow! Corky St. Clair has really let himself go. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/99 "2021-04-26T15:36:46Z")
> [@Steve\_McQwark](#): > > Wow! Corky St. Clair has really let himself go. I bet they pin “Kick Me!” signs to his back and put thumbtacks on his senate chair all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484/100 "2021-04-26T16:03:49Z")
Now, THAT, he deserves every bit of stick he gets for it. PLUS everything he gets for the beard. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-to-start-criticizing-jill-bidens-wardrobe/939484.md?page=6)