# Time Warp MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 17, 2015, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044 "2015-08-17T04:28:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/161 "2015-08-20T20:27:00Z")

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::waves back at **midget** ::

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/162 "2015-08-20T20:29:56Z")

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Dogbutt and whatever the other annoying guy is called will be disappointed to know that I survived the ordeal.  
The needle is beginning to wear off, and I can join Butters in his noble pursuit since I can feel my lips. So far, the needles were the only thing that hurt. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/163 "2015-08-20T21:14:09Z")

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**flytrap** glad you survived dental [del]torture[/del] surgery. **Butters** is a she even if she did spend the night drinkin’ men under the table. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/164 "2015-08-20T21:20:02Z")

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**BooFae** Years ago I dated a guy who wanted to go to Mardi Gras without me. He had lived in N.O. for a number of years, had tons of beads and the stories to go with them. He made it sound like so much fun and everything was cool until (to his regret) he told me the stories about swapping SOs for the week - with total strangers.  
I’m really not the jealous type, unless you give me a reason, but I told him if he went to Mardi Gras without me not to bothering calling me when he got back because I wouldn’t be around.  
Sometimes you got to put your foot down.

{{{ **Metal Mouse** }}} and {{{ **BigKitty** }}}

Just had a big thunder-boomer go through. Lots of pouring rain to go with it.  
It’s cooling off nicely outside.

Had a piece of filet mignon for dinner, with stewed tomatoes and rice.  
Now my belly is happy.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/165 "2015-08-20T22:31:13Z")

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(((metal mouse)))

((Boofae))

((Cat))

((anyone I forgot)) because -

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> The mind is the first thing to go… 😉

I thought it was short term memory.

Two roomies gone two different directions. Don’t have to coordinate dinner attall.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/166 "2015-08-20T22:44:11Z")

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\*\*sari \*\*- we’re still waiting for some rain. I should have watered today - that would have clinched it.

Dammit.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/167 "2015-08-20T22:57:48Z")

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Guess I’ll go recline and start another afghan. _ **MWAH!** _

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/168 "2015-08-20T23:17:06Z")

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Thanks for all the hugs and thoughts. This finally got me to join Facebook (there is a group of us that used to post on the JREF forum and got to know each other well; I’ve been avoiding Facebook for years but that is where I can stay informed…but I wish to hell I never knew what it would take to get me to sign up…

Apparently it’s just when he decides to go now. Family is being notified.

Sorry for the downer, but again, thanks for the good thoughts. It did help.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/169 "2015-08-20T23:55:24Z")

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The world works in weird ways. A few days ago, I was thinking about a long ago former coworker. Two days after that, he pops up on DH’s Facebook. Turns out they went to high school together.

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/170 "2015-08-21T00:27:25Z")

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(((Hugs to everyone that needs 'em)))  
I am done with my irkweek & planning to enjoy my weekend.  
Cake was good. & **PB** had a good Birthday. I may make another cake for church too.  
Time to get my lil Rat out of her hole for the night.  
Laterz.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/171 "2015-08-21T00:29:32Z")

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We shall turn in for the evenin’ also. Two tahrd bears here. A little teevee watchin’ then snooze time.

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/172 "2015-08-21T00:36:40Z")

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> [@janis\_and\_c0](#):
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> Time to get my lil Rat out of her hole for the night.

Would you elaborate on that?  
Or, for Rosie, “What does it mean, “lil Rat”?”

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/173 "2015-08-21T01:35:26Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> **kopek** , **Flytrap** is on the cuspid of major oral surgery, and you make jokes. That bites.

But it felt so ------ fulFILLing. 🙂

Sorry **PLANT** — Leviticus made me do it.

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> EVERYBODY BE QUIET, \*\*Butters \*\* HAS A HANGOVER TODAY.

**HAPPY TO!!!**

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/174 "2015-08-21T01:37:02Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Not a good day.
> 
> A close friend over in England was diagnosed with inoperable cancer a couple of months ago and was given until Spring. He apparently fell down some stairs last night and the accounts indicate that he’s not going to make it.
> 
> Dammit, I know life is not fair, but it’s being less fair for Tim than it should be; he is one of the good people I’ve known. And his wife Lynn will be devastated.
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> And I’m stuck 4500 miles away.
> 
> TANJ (There ain’t no justice)

My regrets and comfort to you.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/175 "2015-08-21T01:42:19Z")

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Gordie got multiple walks. I had a Booster Club meeting with the team contact. I think it went well. I stopped for a beer at the Bistro. Italian chicken with 3 cheese rice and salad for dinner.

> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Getting back to the OP, we all did the time warp at my daughter’s wedding reception this January past, led by Bride and Groom, me and the Mrs, elder daughter and son-in-law, and the rest of the wedding party. I want to time warp back to that.

We do The Time Warp at the hockey Convention. And an R-Rated action out of “Paradise By The Dashboard Light” 😃

> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Hey all. _waves_
> 
> Sorry I haven’t been around here much lately. Been working on some big music projects.

**Midget**! : tacklehug :

**Flytrap** , glad you survived. If for no other reason than I need somebody to poke with sticks.😛

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/176 "2015-08-21T02:54:59Z")

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Haven’t read; hugs to those who need 'em & smaks upside the head to **doggio** & **ruble** , just on general principles. 😛

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Guess I’ll go recline and start another afghan. _ **MWAH!** _

If you’re getting tired of afgans, there are [other things](http://www.earthporm.com/latest-mens-fashion-crochet-shorts-made-recycled-vintage-blankets/) you can knit.

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/177 "2015-08-21T03:40:29Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Haven’t read; hugs to those who need 'em & smaks upside the head to **doggio** & **ruble** , just on general principles. 😛

: smack **Spidey** with a wet trout :

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/178 "2015-08-21T04:30:29Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Would you elaborate on that?  
> Or, for Rosie, “What does it mean, “lil Rat”?”

My sister moved out of my folks’ place a few weeks ago and left her pet rat behind… We took her in, because we had babysat for her before, and I got kind of attached to her ( **PB** , not so enthused _L_) Anyway, In the evening I usually get her out of her cage & hold & play with her for awhile. She’s really a sweet little critter.

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/179 "2015-08-21T04:46:01Z")

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I had a pet rat as a kid. He was a funny little guy. One of his favorite things was getting to run around in his clear plastic ball while his cage was being cleaned. He’d run right up to the cats, and I’m sure I saw a little ratty smirk on his face while the cats were going nuts trying to reach him. “You can’t get me!” Brave rat, teasing cats like that. 🙂

I wish I could remember what some part of my brain is so anxiously insisting I’ve forgotten.

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-warp-mmp/728044/180 "2015-08-21T08:27:16Z")

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You’ll be pleased to hear that 'im indoors has seen the error of his ways and will now not be meeting the Throatpuncher General down a dark alleyway.

Last day at irk before hollibobs, and I have a particularly irksome thing to do. Better get on and do it, I suppose…after a cup of tea, of course.

How’s the head, **Butters**?

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