# Time zones are my friend, or: Woohoo!! Happy B-day, Falcon!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325 "2000-11-02T00:07:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/21 "2000-11-02T15:39:23Z")

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_ **HAPPY BIRTHDAY FALCON!** _

```
              Have a great day!

              :):):):):):):):)
              :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
              :):):):):):):):)
              :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
```

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/22 "2000-11-02T15:59:49Z")

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My favorite bird of prey on the SDMB is having a birthday?

Hope it’s a fine one, Falc!

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/23 "2000-11-02T16:13:13Z")

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Happy Birthday Falc!

–from someone whose odometer’s clicking over at the same time. 😃

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/24 "2000-11-02T17:42:17Z")

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Happy BD, Ms. Falcon…from the guy who started the rain party thread.  
…would’ve brought the birthday cake, but “someone left the cake out in the rain…”  
:rolleyes:  
:D:D:D:D

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/25 "2000-11-02T17:49:54Z")

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Now _birthday_ parties are cool! 🆒

Happy birthday, Amy! I hope your move is going well and that you are getting lots of pampering (ie: drinks) and love from friends and family. Do not even THINK about worrying about the ChiDope pictures until you are settled.

P.S. (Confidential to Falcon) I’m sorry I was such a bitch in the Pit yesterday - I said some very unkind things to you that I wish I could unsay. I know you can “take it”, and you don’t need an apology from me, but anyway, if you want to devise some really goofy sig for me by way of penance, I would consider using it for the next week.

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/26 "2000-11-02T17:51:42Z")

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Oh, and happy birthday to Olentzero, my favorite Commie bastard.

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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/27 "2000-11-02T17:52:30Z")

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Happy Birthday **Falcon**! Have a wonderful day. Don’t let anyone give you shit for being a quarter of a century old either… we’re still in our prime at 25.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/28 "2000-11-02T18:00:27Z")

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VB zips low and fast over Falcon-honeys’ apartment, rattling windows and causing coronaries. He’d love to stick around and buzz it again, but he’s attempting to out-fly a couple of Stingers, picked up when he flew through the Capitol exclusion zone…See ya!

Happy birthday, sweetie! And many happy returns!

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/29 "2000-11-02T19:56:23Z")

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Hey, now how did I miss this?

Happy Birthday Falc.  
You’re the bomb.

😉

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/30 "2000-11-02T20:17:51Z")

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Happy belated birthday, Falcon! Trust me, 25 isn’t a death knell–I’m still clattering along at the ripe old age of 27. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/31 "2000-11-02T20:19:58Z")

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Happy birthday Falcon! May you grow in grace and beauty with each passing year.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/32 "2000-11-02T20:25:45Z")

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It’s not belated at all…my birthday is November 2. Coldy just got to November 2 a little bit earlier than the rest of us… 🙂

Thanks to everyone. And Magdalene? Apology accepted. _hugs_

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/33 "2000-11-02T20:31:21Z")

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Yay, thanks Falc - I managed to remove whatever crawled up my ass yesterday, and I’m gonna try to be more fun from now on.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/34 "2000-11-02T20:38:16Z")

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Happy BDay, Falcon. And good luck with your move.

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/35 "2000-11-03T06:42:22Z")

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25, eh? Oh, to be only 25 again.

Happy birthday, **Falcon**.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/36 "2000-11-03T06:43:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by magdalene \*  
> \*\*Yay, thanks Falc - I managed to remove whatever crawled up my ass yesterday, and I’m gonna try to be more fun from now on. \*\*

That’s the spirit, magdalene!

To celebrate, why don’t you:

1. Get virtually married

2. post to EVERY post party thread for the next month!

3. Hi, Opal

::fleeing::  
Happy birthday again, Falcon!

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/37 "2000-11-03T15:35:40Z")

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DRY - is that your definition of “more fun”? 😕 No more Shakespeare quotes from me for you!

(sorry for the hijack, Falcon - didja have a good day yesterday?)

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time-zones-are-my-friend-or-woohoo-happy-b-day-falcon/39325/38 "2000-11-04T12:19:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by magdalene \*  
> \*\*DRY - is that your definition of “more fun”? 😕 No more Shakespeare quotes from me for you!  
> \*\*

" Pardon this fault,  
and by my soul I swear  
I never more will break  
an oath with thee."  
–Merchant of Venice, Act 5, Scene i

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