# time.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/191835>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 30, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/191835 "2003-07-30T04:40:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/191835/21 "2003-07-30T16:40:32Z")

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Time is just nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/191835/22 "2003-07-30T17:03:18Z")

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Three dimensions just seems so confining. I do my best work with four and an eraser.

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**Author:** ![Kaspar\_Hauser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@Kaspar\_Hauser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaspar_Hauser)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/191835/23 "2003-07-30T17:13:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Particlewill \*  
> \*\*If it wern’t for time, everything would all happen at once. \*\*

Which means you’d probably end up spilling your lunch all over your lap.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/191835/24 "2003-07-30T17:20:00Z")

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There is a time, and that time is now, and its right for me. Its right for me, and that time is now.

As for words, I got none.

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Fagjunk Theology: Not just for Sodomite Propagandists anymore!

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**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/191835/25 "2003-07-30T17:40:54Z")

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Time has come today! Young hearts can go their way.

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/191835/26 "2003-07-30T17:42:42Z")

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So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking  
Racing around to come up behind you again  
The sun is the same, in a relative way, but you’re older  
Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death…

You could do like that guy in _Catch-22_ and try to make every experience as unpleasant as possible so it’ll last longer.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/191835/27 "2003-07-30T18:24:10Z")

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Sorry, **Super Gnat** , but **Jello** beat you to the Pink Floyd reference. I noticed because I wanted to make the same one myself.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/191835/28 "2003-07-30T18:51:19Z")

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I already replied to this thread, but then time got things all out of order and that reply won’t show up for another month. Time, you bastard…

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/191835/29 "2003-07-31T03:22:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by appletreats \*  
> \*\*Hey stupid - are you too dumb to know there are 4 different simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth? Greenwich 1 day is a lie. 4 quadrants = 4 corners, and 4 different directions. Each Earth corner rotates own separate 24 hour day. Infinite days is stupidity. Most math is erroneous. You are educated stupid. \*\*

[Heehee!](http://www.timecube.com/)

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