# Time **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 9, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988 "2003-08-09T06:05:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/1 "2003-08-09T06:05:01Z")
Time, basically, turns everything in to shit and mud. I hate it. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/2 "2003-08-09T06:06:54Z")
And fossil fuels. Don’t forget about the fossil fuels. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/3 "2003-08-09T06:08:10Z")
Time makes things mature. ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/4 "2003-08-09T06:12:10Z")
Nomadic\_One? Is that you[?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=201123) ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/5 "2003-08-09T06:19:31Z")
Right, and supposedly heals all wounds. I still say that it is the devouring worm and that it can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/6 "2003-08-09T06:25:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by appletreats \* > \*\*Nomadic\_One? Is that you[?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=201123) \*\* Pray to the powers above that you are not even in a back handed way implying that I am a sock. I take the integrity of my username as well as my words very seriously. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/7 "2003-08-09T07:15:03Z")
“Time wounds all heels.” -Sign in a podiatrist’s office ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/8 "2003-08-09T07:25:23Z")
Time turns grape juice into a decent quaff of Shiraz. Time turns milk into wonderfully smelly cheese. And you’re complaining? Leave time alone…it’s not its fault that you see **shit** and **mud** where others see it as life-affirming \*\*compost]/b]. Whinger. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/9 "2003-08-09T07:36:47Z")
How does a weekly news magazine do all this? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/10 "2003-08-09T07:38:44Z")
> [@](#): > > Time, basically, turns everything in to shit and mud. Black holes, actually. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/11 "2003-08-09T07:40:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rjung \* > \*\*How does a weekly news magazine do all this? 😕 \*\* Well, if you tear the pages into strips and soak it to get rid of the toxic inks, THEN add it to your rotting pile of shit and mud, you will end up with a glorious mound of compost. See? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![siberia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/siberia/32/9129_2.png) [@siberia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/siberia)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/12 "2003-08-09T15:04:36Z")
That’s a haiku in desguise! Can’t pass that up. Time basically turns Everything to shit and mud Oh how I hate it ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/13 "2003-08-09T20:48:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*Black holes, actually. \*\* Nope. Time turns everything into waste heat of ever-increasing wavelength. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/14 "2003-08-09T21:59:22Z")
“Time…is marching on… And time…is still marching on…” –TMBG Dr. J ---
**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/15 "2003-08-09T22:42:24Z")
Time for Ovaltine ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/16 "2003-08-09T23:41:10Z")
Justin Time. ---
**Author:** ![Subjective\_Enema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Subjective\_Enema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subjective_Enema)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/17 "2003-08-10T01:07:51Z")
Ozymandias, anyone? “Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/18 "2003-08-10T01:12:48Z")
Can I quote [Pink Floyd](http://bernie.cncfamily.com/time.htm) then? Can we get an “amen”??? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/19 "2003-08-10T07:18:48Z")
**Binarydrone** , you are a man after my own disenchanted heart. Bless you. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988/20 "2003-08-10T15:56:37Z")
…_“is on my siiiiddde, yes it is”_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/time/193988.md?page=2)