# Timeshare Santa

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/timeshare-santa/478931>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [December 28, 2008, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/timeshare-santa/478931 "2008-12-28T05:38:56Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/timeshare-santa/478931/1 "2008-12-28T05:38:56Z")

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[url=“[Is there a Santa Claus? - The Straight Dope](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1370/is-there-a-santa-claus)”] Gotta agree with the boss. However, years ago, I figured out how Santa manages it–he’s TIME-SHARE! It explains why he’s there in your living room while continuing to deliver toys to other boys and girls. He’s running faster processors, but look for the waits when he’s accessing his data base.