# Tina Fay's scar **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 5, 2006, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090 "2006-02-05T08:36:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/21 "2006-02-05T22:55:18Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > She’s a celebrity. Her favorite fucking position is our business. How many times she wipes after crapping is our business. That’s the price. Reverse cowgirl and three. ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/22 "2006-02-05T23:13:51Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > The quote I found was: “It’s a childhood injury that was kind of grim. And it kind of bums my parents out for me to talk about it.” I’ve got to think that her making comments like that must bum them out a fair bit, too. Hard to imagine that what really happened would reflect on them more badly than the kinds of speculation that could lead to. ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/23 "2006-02-06T01:23:03Z")
My guess: family (or neighbor’s) dog attacked her and was put to sleep as a result. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/24 "2006-02-06T01:27:59Z")
Voldemort. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/25 "2006-02-06T03:51:06Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > Reverse cowgirl and three. Oh, so _that_ you know. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/26 "2006-02-06T04:29:29Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#): > > Oh, so _that_ you know. And you probably shouldn’t ask her how. Her parents would get bummed out, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/27 "2006-02-06T10:20:06Z")
Kind of weird,. but I think her scar is kind of sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/28 "2006-02-06T14:05:33Z")
> [@Wolfian](#): > > Voldemort. Damn you, sir, I was _enjoying_ that drink. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/29 "2006-02-06T14:19:21Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > Reverse cowgirl and three. Now \*that’s \* a band name! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/30 "2006-02-06T15:14:05Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > The scar. > > I have a triple-blade shaving scar that I got in boot camp. Nobody’s asked, but if they do, I’ll cast a downward gaze, sadly mutter “I got it in the Air Force”, take a big “I’m OK” inhale and give them steely, but wobbling, eye contact, without providing any more information. I’m looking forward to it. How many guys are going to be KILLED by [this bad boy.](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9340767/) And it actually has 6, not 5! ---
**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/31 "2006-02-06T17:22:23Z")
I have a big scar like that, though it’s over and beside my right eye. For enough money, I’ll tell you how I got it. My parents are deceased. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/32 "2006-02-06T17:34:28Z")
If you were in a pre-school knife fight with Tina Fey, I’ll pay. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/33 "2006-02-07T00:37:36Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > I have a triple-blade shaving scar that I got in boot camp. Nobody’s asked, but if they do, I’ll cast a downward gaze, sadly mutter “I got it in the Air Force”, take a big “I’m OK” inhale and give them steely, but wobbling, eye contact, without providing any more information. I’m looking forward to it. Heh. I came into work last week complaining that I’d pulled a muscle in my shoulder playing hockey. Nobody needed to know that it was _air_ hockey. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/34 "2006-02-07T00:46:08Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > She’s a celebrity. Her favorite fucking position is our business. How many times she wipes after crapping is our business. That’s the price. She’s a writer who, aside from Weekend Update, only makes occasional appearances on _SNL_ or any other show. It’s not like she’s selling her baby photos to _OK!_ magazine. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/35 "2006-02-07T01:27:51Z")
> [@Cat Fight](#): > > She’s a writer who, aside from Weekend Update, only makes occasional appearances on _SNL_ or any other show. It’s not like she’s selling her baby photos to _OK!_ magazine. Plus2 movies. And two upcoming movies. And The Upright Citizen’s Brigade. But besides that, she’s been pretty shy. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/36 "2006-02-07T01:37:23Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Plus2 movies. And two upcoming movies. And The Upright Citizen’s Brigade. Are you still talking about Tina Fey? She wasn’t in Upright Citizen’s Brigade, Amy Poehler was. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/37 "2006-02-07T01:39:16Z")
I’d still do her. Twice as hard if she’ll dress like Princess Leia again. I’ll herd the HELL outa those nerfs. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/38 "2006-02-07T02:06:36Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Are you still talking about Tina Fey? She wasn’t in Upright Citizen’s Brigade, Amy Poehler was. Well somebody oughta tell imdb. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/39 "2006-02-07T02:21:31Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > I’d still do her. Twice as hard if she’ll dress like Princess Leia again. I’ll herd the HELL outa those nerfs. Yep, she sure is bonerific! ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090/40 "2006-02-07T02:53:57Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Well somebody oughta tell imdb. Were you talking about her one-time appearance? I thought you meant she was regular. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tina-fays-scar/343090.md?page=3)