# Tinkerbell in an SUV **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tinkerbell-in-an-suv/316645 "2005-08-11T21:49:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tinkerbell-in-an-suv/316645/1 "2005-08-11T21:49:04Z")
At the drive thru getting lunch today I was behind a Chevy Suburban driven presumably by a Tinkerbell fan. On the back window were three decals, a color image of Tink’ looking over her shoulder with the caption “what are you looking at?” For a fairy she sure has an attitude. In the center a white line drawing decal of a crouching Tinkerbell and on the left another white decal with a standing figure. The standing Tinkerbell was, as is so often seen on bootleg Calvin decals, apparently urinating. In this case on the word “Princess.” She has no beef with Fords but this raised many questions in my mind. Who was the princess that deserved to be whizzed on by a fairy? How does Tinkerbell’s stream of urine exit from between her legs horizontally? Does she have a penis? Did uncle Walt not tell us something? I considered walking up to ask the woman driving the Suburban but thought better of it lest I get the crap beaten out of me. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tinkerbell-in-an-suv/316645/2 "2005-08-11T21:52:27Z")
You sure this was Tink **er** bell, and not Tink **le** bell? ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tinkerbell-in-an-suv/316645/3 "2005-08-11T21:53:38Z")
Delicate ladies tinkle. This fairy was taking a PISS. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tinkerbell-in-an-suv/316645/4 "2005-08-12T13:09:40Z")
Is there a market for squatting, pissing tinkerbells? You would think squatting would take some of the “punch” out of pissing on something. “Excuse me, you suck, would you mind laying down so I can squat over you and take a piss?” Just whipping it out and letting it fly has a much more theraputic quality to it don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tinkerbell-in-an-suv/316645/5 "2005-08-12T13:37:52Z")
> [@Madd Maxx](#): > > Is there a market for squatting, pissing tinkerbells? You would think squatting would take some of the “punch” out of pissing on something. “Excuse me, you suck, would you mind laying down so I can squat over you and take a piss?” Just whipping it out and letting it fly has a much more theraputic quality to it don’t you think? You’re right - squatting to urinate on something has a definite gentle, delicate quality to it. It’s not insulting at all - more like a compliment. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tinkerbell-in-an-suv/316645/6 "2005-08-12T13:52:24Z")
> [@Padeye](#): > > How does Tinkerbell’s stream of urine exit from between her legs horizontally? Does she have a penis? I’ll be disappointed if she does have a penis, as this could actually put a damper on any future relationship I might have with her… assuming she’d leave Peter, that is. But in any case, there are apparently… _techniques_ (not to mention _appliances_) that will (allegedly) permit a person with feminine genital apparatus to urinate in a standing position. I think there might even be websites about it. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tinkerbell-in-an-suv/316645/7 "2005-08-12T13:55:26Z")
Yep. There have been threads on women peeing standing up. It’s apparently doable, with practice. No, I’m not going to search for the websites from work. Irritate your own WebSense servers. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tinkerbell-in-an-suv/316645/8 "2005-08-12T15:48:57Z")
> [@Padeye](#): > > For a fairy she sure has an attitude. \ Um…this is Tinkerbell. She’s _always_ had an attitude. She tried to kill Wendy, for the love of Og! :eek: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tinkerbell-in-an-suv/316645/9 "2005-08-12T17:35:22Z")
A. Tinkerbell urinates standing up. B. Peter Pan is traditionally played by a woman. C. Ergo, Tinkerbell is a guy and Socrates is a mortal. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tinkerbell-in-an-suv/316645/10 "2025-06-12T18:27:08Z")
Not a fan of the Disney Princess Franchise, I suppose.