Tip a canoe (and Sauron, too!)

How sad is it that I remember a tale from 2004! I hang out here waaaaay too much…

Well, I knew exactly what you were talking about, so put me in the same category.

In a canoe, there is no shortest distance between two points.

Thanks for the story. Almost makes me want to rent a canoe and take a trip down the St. Croix River.

Almost.

That freaking water is cold this time of year.