# Tip-Toe through the Tombstones with Me, May 18?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 10, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798 "2003-04-10T15:07:45Z")
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### Author: ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/21 "2003-04-11T15:15:03Z")

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Damn. We were going to keep a grave warm for you.

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### Author: ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/22 "2003-04-11T15:32:08Z")

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Sorry I won’t be there to annoy you with my sunny disposition, **Eve**.

😃

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### Author: ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/23 "2003-04-11T15:44:08Z")

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Put **Verrain** and I down as maybes. There’s a possibility that will be the weekend my dad & step-mom will be in town but, as they haven’t firmed up their plans yet, I’m not sure.

But a chance to go on a cemetary tour… you better believe I’ll do everything in my power to try to get them here some other time!

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### Author: ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/24 "2003-04-11T18:17:49Z")

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By then, I will be living 4 blocks away from Green-Wood. We almost got a place directly across the street, but we feared waking the dead (seriously-- it was too quiet around there for our liking).

If I like the looks of you all, I would be willing to serve up some tea and crustless watercress sandwiches at my place. But only if I like the looks 'aya.

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### Author: ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/25 "2003-04-11T18:35:45Z")

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I love cemeteries too! In fact, I’m just beginning to work on a story about [Cave Hill Cemetery](http://www.cavehillcemetery.com/). The only famous person I can think of at the moment who’s buried there is Col. Harland Sanders … but there are many luminaries there interred.

I grew up across the street from a cemetery; I can’t decide if this gave me great insight into the human condition … or just a warped sense of what’s entertaining.

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### Author: ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/26 "2003-04-11T19:10:57Z")

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For those of you who are interested in the famous who are resident at Green-Wood, that always-vital internet service [findagrave.com](http://findagrave.com) lists 338 entries for [Green-Wood Cemetary](http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/famousSearch.cgi?mode=cemetery&FScemeteryid=64718), including an entry with a picture of the final resting place of [Ms. LaBadie](http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=3346&pt=Florance%20Labadie).

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### Author: ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/27 "2003-04-11T20:53:41Z")

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Take a good look in Billdo’s LaBadie link, and take due notice of the name of one of the photographers…

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### Author: ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/28 "2003-04-12T00:18:15Z")

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Ooooh, macabre. Good eye, **Oxymoron**.

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### Author: ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/29 "2003-04-12T23:14:18Z")

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Do we get to see Lola Montez on this tour? Because that would kick my ass six ways to Sunday.

I’m really getting hyped about this; I have so many pictures of Green-Wood in books and now I get to see for myself. It’s better than Graceland! (Graceland Cemetery in Chicago, of course. What did you _think_ I was talking about.)

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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/30 "2003-04-14T22:00:32Z")

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A bump to keep the thread alive.

If I can get the day off I’ll be there.

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### Author: ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/31 "2003-04-18T02:04:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*  
> \*\*Well, see, **betenoir** (by the way, “Betty Noir” would be a great drag name), there are five tours, as the cemetery is about the size of Connecticut. I particularly want to do Tour No. 5, which is only being given on May 18, as that’s the one that passes by [Miss LaBadie](http://www.thanhouser.org/people/labadief.htm)—there’s a chapter on her in one of my books, and I really want to visit her grave and drop her a flower. \*\*

☹

Well, I wouldn’t want you to miss Florence. Is there a deadline on RSVPing? I wouldn’t mind trying to get back again. I’m very fond of graveyards. When I was very young my family would take there Sunday constiutional at the local cemetery. And somewhere in the world there is a picuture of a six year old bete tap dancing atop someones monument (and can I just say now, whoever you were, I’m really, really sorry.)

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### Author: ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/32 "2003-04-18T02:41:52Z")

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Wow! Are you guys gonna see the Wizard? The wunnerful Wizard of Oz?!?!?!?!

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> Morgan (Wuppermann), Frank b. June 1, 1890 d. September 18, 1949
> 
> Actor - ‘The Wizard’ in ‘The Wizard of Oz.’

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### Author: ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/33 "2003-04-18T13:14:18Z")

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I dunno—why don’t you e-mail them through their web site and maybe get a fuller list of whose on Tour No. 5, on May 18?

By the way, there will be a number of non-Brooklynites going, so we’ll probably meet somewhere convenient in Manahattan and my friend Michael (of Bensonhoist) will act as our Sherpa, getting us “safely” to and from Green-Wood.

I’ve asked Ukulele Ike if he wants to come along, maybe bring little Banjo and Pianola, but no word yet.

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### Author: ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/34 "2003-04-18T13:49:13Z")

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I… might be able to make it. I’m not sure, something about my cousin’s First Communion.

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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/35 "2003-04-20T06:03:30Z")

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I got the day off and this thread needed another bump. I’ll be there.

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### Author: ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2003, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/36 "2003-04-20T11:18:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*  
> \*\*Can you really see a bunch of Dopers wandering around for days and days till our bleached bones are finally found behind some bushes? \*\*

Heh. Heh heh heh. BWAHAHAHAHAAA… imagine.

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> \*\*Cecil Adams :
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> I had a huge and dedicated following for many years. Then, mysteriously one fine spring day, Eve decided to take a little jaunt down the hallowed aisles of Deathdom. Where, oh where, has my Doper Flock gone? I hunch over my Olivetti Standard Glossy Black Model, and pound away but…but…but…they’ve all just gone away…\*\*

We dare not risk it. !!!

😃

OTOH, I truly do love cemetaries.

Sure wish I could be there, that’s the **Man-Cub** ’s birthday celebration. 😕

Cartooniverse

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### Author: ![stuyguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/37 "2003-04-21T03:55:46Z")

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Hey **Ukelele Ike,** listen up!

If you come a-tip-toein’ with **Eve,** me and the gang you can visit your buddy, James [Stranahan](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=144003&highlight=stranahan)!

Section 81, Plot 1826

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### Author: ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/38 "2003-05-06T15:52:29Z")

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Just a short update passed along from Eve.

It appears that the platen on the Smith Corona she uses to access the boards has gone out of alignment, and she’s having some technological difficulties posting at the moment. (It was really a disaster, inky ribbon spooling out everywhere, springs and gears flying into the air, and don’t even ask about the key basket.)

Anyway, she wanted me to tell you all that the trip is still on, weather permitting. If you have any questions, post them here or e-mail me, and I’ll pass them along to Eve.

Eve or I will be back soon with final details.

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### Author: ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/39 "2003-05-06T18:58:19Z")

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Inexplicably lost my SDMB access for a few days—actually it was kinda nice to get that chattering monkey off my back . . .

Anyway: those of you who already know how to get to Green-Wood can meet us at 1:00 (p.m., not a.m.!) on\*\* Sunday, May 18\*\*, inside the **Ninth Avenue Gate at 20th Street**.

The rest of us will be gathering in Manhattan somewhere for my Brooklyn-bred friend Michael to lead us into the wilderness. Exact plans have not been made yet, but we’ll meet somewhere around 11:00 or 12:00, to give us plenty of time.

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### Author: ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tip-toe-through-the-tombstones-with-me-may-18/167798/40 "2003-05-06T23:21:00Z")

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I may be there with **SuaSponte** in tow, depending on flight schedules, etc.

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