# Tippy canoe and Bigfoot too!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tippy-canoe-and-bigfoot-too/988151>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 6, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tippy-canoe-and-bigfoot-too/988151 "2023-08-06T17:57:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tippy-canoe-and-bigfoot-too/988151/1 "2023-08-06T17:57:29Z")

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Dishscapes has a scene of Bigfoot in a canoe.

I have just a few questions:

Where did he get the canoe?

Would a canoe hold him up?

Can he paddle?

Who took the video, and shouldn’t media be on this?

Why does he even need a canoe? Fun, fishing, looking cool for the Bigfoot babes?

Can he swim if the canoe is upset? Shouldn’t he have on a life vest?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tippy-canoe-and-bigfoot-too/988151/2 "2023-08-06T18:13:46Z")

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Obviously, the canoe came from the UFO. Since it’s a canoe of alien manufacture, it has capabilities unknown in Terran canoes.  
_Canoe_ looks wrong after being typed a few times.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tippy-canoe-and-bigfoot-too/988151/3 "2023-08-06T19:04:24Z")

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Yeah I looked it up to be sure.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tippy-canoe-and-bigfoot-too/988151/4 "2023-08-07T19:00:43Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Where did he get the canoe?

Answer: from anyone he wants to take it from.