# Tired of Fingers in your Chili or Custard? Try Mice!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 9, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tired-of-fingers-in-your-chili-or-custard-try-mice/303042 "2005-05-09T12:33:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tired-of-fingers-in-your-chili-or-custard-try-mice/303042/1 "2005-05-09T12:33:03Z")

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According to WROR radio this morning, a woman eating in a Dorchester Chinese restaurant found a Mouse Head in her Fried Rice. She reportedly said it was disgusting, with its little black eyes and its thin snout. The restaurant (surprise!) has been shut down.

Your snappy one-liner here.

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**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tired-of-fingers-in-your-chili-or-custard-try-mice/303042/2 "2005-05-09T12:45:07Z")

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She say flied lice I give her she no like, she say flied mice I give her she no like, it no my fault!

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tired-of-fingers-in-your-chili-or-custard-try-mice/303042/3 "2005-05-09T17:07:32Z")

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> She reportedly said it was disgusting, with its **little black eyes** and its thin snout.

So it was an optical mouse?

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tired-of-fingers-in-your-chili-or-custard-try-mice/303042/4 "2005-05-09T17:23:52Z")

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_Love to eat them mousies  
Mousies what I love to eat  
Bite they little heads off  
Nibble on they tiny feet._  
Kliban

She should complain she didn’t get any feet, that’s the best part.