# Tired of putting up with female shit

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 13, 1999, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tired-of-putting-up-with-female-shit/2728 "1999-10-13T18:36:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tired-of-putting-up-with-female-shit/2728/81 "1999-10-28T21:00:00Z")

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Venus vs Mars … The Short Version…

Girl and boy are having a relationship of about four months now.  
One Friday night they meet at a bar after work. They stay for a few, then went to get some food at a local restaurant near their respective homes.

They eat, then go back to his house and she stays over.

Her story:

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have  
been because I was a bit late but he didn’t say anything much about it.  
The conversation was quite slow going, so I thought we should go off  
somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. So we went to  
this restaurant and he’s STILL a bit funny and I’m trying to cheer him  
up and start to wonder whether it’s me or something else. I ask him, and  
he says no. But you know I’m not really sure.

So anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he  
just puts his arm around me. I don’t know what the hell this means  
because you know he doesn’t say it back or anything. We finally get back  
to his place I’m wondering if he’s going to dump me! So I  
try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV.

Reluctantly, I say I’m going to go to sleep. Then, after about 10  
minutes, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seemed really  
distracted, so afterwards I just want to leave. I dunno, I just don’t  
know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he’s met someone  
else???

His story:

Bad day at work. But, I got laid.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tired-of-putting-up-with-female-shit/2728/82 "1999-11-04T05:29:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> You are probably homosexual and afraid to admit it.

Oh, no no no, girlfriend, do NOT try to unload this moron on us. He’ll be running up and down the village kvetching about femme guys and drag queens next and we do NOT need another one of those.

_makes sign of cross, remembers he’s pagan, makes sign of pentacle_ Back! Back! Stay out of our disco! _brandishes garlic_

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