# Tit Mouse! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256 "2007-03-23T22:22:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/1 "2007-03-23T22:22:29Z")
“They’re big, they’re firm and they’re sensitive, and they’re working hard to get the dairy open in time.” Great Expectations. I have always thought of milk production as a strictly bovine occupation - then I got pregnant. Now I’ve gone up a cup size and the actual function of my breasts are becoming obvious. It’s creeping me out. (Honestly, the idea of another human being growing inside me is also disturbing, but that goes under the “Holy shit, I’m going to be mother!” panic.) Mammals, what the hell were they thinking? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/2 "2007-03-23T22:25:58Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] “Now I’ve gone up a cup size … [/QUOTE] Cite? 😃 Sorry, I had to. ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/3 "2007-03-23T22:32:27Z")
[QUOTE=brewha] Cite? 😃 Sorry, I had to. [/QUOTE] Wow, in the first response. 😃 [Wet blanket] Look do you _really_ want to see pasty white mammaries criss-crossed by blue veins and sitting above an enlarged - and equally pale - abdomen?[/WB] Even the family cats are getting a little weirded out. Young Kittie: 😕 What’s going on with her? Old Cat: She’s pregnant. Keep your distance. YK: What’s pregnant? OC: Females go crazy then little ones come. She’ll beat up on The Big Guy the entire time. ---
**Author:** ![Montgomery0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Montgomery0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montgomery0)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/4 "2007-03-23T22:45:49Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] Wow, in the first response. 😃 [Wet blanket] Look do you _really_ want to see pasty white mammaries criss-crossed by blue veins and sitting above an enlarged - and equally pale - abdomen?[/WB] [/QUOTE] Yes please. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Roboto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@Roboto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roboto)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/5 "2007-03-24T00:23:16Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] [Wet blanket] Look do you _really_ want to see pasty white mammaries criss-crossed by blue veins and sitting above an enlarged - and equally pale - abdomen?[/WB] [/QUOTE] I’ll never know unless I see. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/6 "2007-03-24T00:29:28Z")
In a few months, and with patience and practice, you’ll be able to squirt your man in the eye from up to six feet away. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/7 "2007-03-24T00:51:37Z")
[QUOTE=Marlitharn] In a few months, and with patience and practice, you’ll be able to squirt your man in the eye from up to six feet away. [/QUOTE] Also, in about 9 months your tits will leak in public at the sound of _any_ kid crying. Good times, good times. Hopefully your husband wouldn’t be the type that would record your baby’s crying on his cell phone so as to get back at you for repeatedly squirting him in the face with breast milk. ---
**Author:** ![Roboto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@Roboto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roboto)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/8 "2007-03-24T00:52:28Z")
[QUOTE=Marlitharn] In a few months, and with patience and practice, you’ll be able to squirt your man in the eye from up to six feet away. [/QUOTE] Men have the ability to retaliate . . . ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/9 "2007-03-24T00:55:53Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] . . .the actual function of my breasts are becoming obvious. It’s creeping me out . . . [/QUOTE] There is nothing creepy about a breast massage 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/10 "2007-03-24T02:18:52Z")
[QUOTE=brewha] Cite? 😃 [/QUOTE] _::: sigh :::_ Today’s youth. In order for Ms. Mouse to provide a citation, she would need only ask her spouse or some other person to sign on as a guest and testify that her condition is as described. What is the point of asking for a cite? As any experienced internet participant should know, the proper request upon reading her original statement would be. . . . . . .. . . **JPEG!** ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/11 "2007-03-24T03:04:52Z")
Mouse\_Spouse is an amature photographer that hopes to be a professional one day. He has many good quality cameras, digital photo manipulation software and a computer powerful enough to store all of this. The irony: My beloved prefers to take pictures of landscapes and wildlife. Sorry Dopers, unless my chest begins to rivial the Grand Tetons, there will be no pics. (I’m asking for my own cheapo digital camera for Yule/Christmas, so there will be some around-the-house photos.) Hypothetical Conversation MS: Honey, let’s take your picture. MM (cranky and very hormonal): [Snarl] Why? Do I qualify as a landscape now?[/S] MS: No, but you’re acting like a wild animal. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/12 "2007-03-24T03:07:48Z")
[QUOTE=Roboto] Men have the ability to retaliate . . . [/QUOTE] Waitaminute! That got me into this situation in the first place. ::Shoots milk:: Hey! Stop that! You started it! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/13 "2007-03-24T03:11:23Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] I have always thought of milk production as a strictly bovine occupation - then I got pregnant. Now I’ve gone up a cup size and the actual function of my breasts are becoming obvious. It’s creeping me out. (Honestly, the idea of another human being growing inside me is also disturbing, but that goes under the “Holy shit, I’m going to be mother!” panic.) [/QUOTE] It’s both humbling and wonderful. Nature doesn’t let us women forget that we are animals-- we’re reminded of that every month, or by experiences such as yours. P.S. your breasts haven’t finished growing yet. I went from a B to a DD+ P.P.S. That was a LONG time ago, so current pics would prove both pointless and disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/14 "2007-03-24T03:47:16Z")
Technically, wouldn’t you have mouse tits? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/15 "2007-03-24T04:19:35Z")
[QUOTE=Robin Morgan] The buoyant emptiness of postpartum…the experience of being edible? [/quote] 😉 Must be interesting. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/16 "2007-03-24T05:36:27Z")
Oh, the boobie fairy showed up, huh? Yeah, I went from modest, perky little A cups to D cups, then back to As that were no longer so perky. You know that joke about wearing a size 36-long bra? That’d be me ☹ Nosy time: are you planning to nurse? I didn’t plan to, but we were young and broke and formula is pricey, and the doc reminded that if I started nursing and didn’t dig it, I could stop, but the opposite wasn’t so easy. I started out all half-hearted and then got the blues when the little one decided to wean herself at nine months. I could have easily become one of those Moms who would nurse 'til the kid was two. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/17 "2007-03-24T12:12:28Z")
[titmouse](http://www.fcps.edu/islandcreekes/ecology/tufted_titmouse.htm)😃 Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Terrorcotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Terrorcotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrorcotta)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/18 "2007-03-24T12:18:43Z")
So, Miz Mouse, hows it feel to drop a peg on the food chain, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/19 "2007-03-24T13:05:24Z")
You think you’ve got boobs now, eh? Just wait until your milk comes in! I was a 36D when I got pregnant, and got a little bigger while carrying. Then, three days post-partum, my milk came in. Holy cow! I looked like I had cantaloupes on my chest. My husband loved it. It was kind of fun (and took my mind off of the shifting internal organs for a couple of days). Then the leaking at night started. Ugh. I’m surprised I didn’t ruin our mattress pad. Have fun experiencing all the weird things your body does while playing host to a cute l’il parasite! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256/20 "2007-03-24T13:38:28Z")
Heh-heh. I went “knockers nuclear” a good 6 months before I started showing. Everyone encouraged me to enter a wet t-shirt contest because I was so boobilicious. But they’re not “fun” (for the woman, anyway). If someone stared too long they started to hurt. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tit-mouse/397256.md?page=2)