# Titles that could be their own porn parody **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 6, 2012, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885 "2012-03-06T02:51:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Furious\_Marmot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@Furious\_Marmot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Furious_Marmot)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/61 "2012-03-07T01:11:15Z")
Titanic Octopussy The Ladykillers 8 is Enough Giant Bachelor Party Bananas Twin Peaks Blow It ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/62 "2012-03-07T03:34:57Z")
Dick ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/63 "2012-03-07T16:43:08Z")
Maybe I’m an old fogey, but some of these I’m not getting. “Brazil”? “True Grit”? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/64 "2012-03-07T16:50:32Z")
> [@cjepson](#): > > Maybe I’m an old fogey, but some of these I’m not getting. “Brazil”? “True Grit”? 😕 Well, for [Brazil](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brazilian). ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/65 "2012-03-07T16:55:06Z")
Two MOON Junction… Girl, Interrupted Sleeping with the Enemy The Talented Mr. Ripley Crank Stickmen Fast Five Fists of Fury ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/66 "2012-03-17T00:02:47Z")
A week late and a buck short but I think I’ve come up with the winner. Unfortunately I thought of it, and only then sought out a title with that name. Fortunately, there is a band, several movies, and several albums with this title. Ready? Kingdom Come. I win my own thread! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Accident](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Mr.Accident](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Accident)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/67 "2012-03-17T00:23:34Z")
Too Fast, Too Furious Fast and Furious American Pickers Investigation X Taboo X-Men All Grown Up The Weekenders Sin City Rambo ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/68 "2012-03-17T00:47:26Z")
We’ve missed the obvious: **[xXx](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295701/)** > [@Ludovic](#): > > Kingdom Come. Of course, the porn title would be spelled “Kingdom Cum.” ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/69 "2012-03-17T01:06:05Z")
A Sale Of Two Titties . ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/70 "2012-03-17T01:09:41Z")
Good Lord, people! It took 70 posts for someone to nominate “The Beaver” ?? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/71 "2012-03-17T01:38:01Z")
LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring Toy Story Full Metal Jacket The Elephant Man Touch of Evil It Happened One Night Into The Wild Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels Fanny & Alexander ---
**Author:** ![Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harvey_The_Heavy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/72 "2012-03-17T09:21:09Z")
The Jerk The Italian Job It Happened One Night Going My Way In The Heat Of The Night The French Connection The Hurt Locker Animal Crackers (ewww!) Sorry if I repeated any. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/73 "2012-03-17T10:49:11Z")
The Bank Dick ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/74 "2012-03-19T02:15:22Z")
Blade Runner Grease Some Like it Hot Midnight Cowboy A Hard Day’s Night Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs The Thing The Passion of Christ The African Queen ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/75 "2012-03-19T02:31:58Z")
Beauty and the Beast Malcolm in the Middle ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885/76 "2012-03-19T02:47:01Z")
> [@Carmady](#): > > The 400 Blows > 8½ Hmmm, how about [Jules and Jim](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055032/combined)? Or, [He’s Just Not that into You](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1001508/combined). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titles-that-could-be-their-own-porn-parody/614885.md?page=3)