# Titties- More than a mouthful is a waste. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 14, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854 "2012-02-14T22:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/1 "2012-02-14T22:16:34Z")
Generally I always was attracted to smaller chested ladies. I even married one. šŸ˜ƒ But, after seeing thisā€¦ I may need to rethink. Her cups certainly runneth over. _ **warning skimpy bikini may not be safe for work** _ > **[Kate Upton -- UNREAL Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Leaks to Web](https://www.tmz.com/2012/02/13/kate-upton-unreal-s-i-swimsuit-cover-leaks-to-web/?adid=hero3)** > > The secret is out ... and so is the RIDICULOUSLY SMOKIN' HOT photo ... Kate Upton has been awarded the prestigious title of 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover girl. [http://api.ning.com/files/lAbNIxhUyNs41glIoop2YHCnqs04nDsJlhGjv8abmiFH55dgUG-a-T8lierMKBu-IAcd2kLfb0S3Sq-YXci9Iy901CcElQB2/KateUptonSportsIllustratedSwimsuit201111.jpg](http://api.ning.com/files/lAbNIxhUyNs41glIoop2YHCnqs04nDsJlhGjv8abmiFH55dgUG-a-T8lierMKBu-IAcd2kLfb0S3Sq-YXci9Iy901CcElQB2/KateUptonSportsIllustratedSwimsuit201111.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/2 "2012-02-14T22:23:19Z")
They always say more than a mouthful is a waste. You judge, are these girls assets wasted? šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/3 "2012-02-14T22:23:50Z")
Maybe there should be more mouths involved. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/4 "2012-02-14T22:45:05Z")
Iā€™ve seen bigger boobs in Playboy and just never saw the appeal. Especially when they are fake they just donā€™t attract me. Whoever took that SI cover shot of Kate Upton is a genius. That is one eye catching cover photo. Itā€™s going to sell a lot of magazines. But, in general Iā€™m still not a fan of huge boobs. More than a mouthful is a waste. Except in very special cases. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/5 "2012-02-14T22:53:36Z")
Iā€™m a boob girl and that is one smokinā€™ chick. She looks like she could be auā€™natural as well. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/6 "2012-02-14T23:36:16Z")
Sheā€™s much hotter in the second link. Her boobs actually look real in it. And I have no problem with breasts that are larger than a mouthful, I like to think if thereā€™s more than my hands can handle _then_ itā€™s a waste. My hands want to be able to massage _all_ parts of her body, not have to be excluded from her breasts because my mouth has them covered (heh) already. ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/7 "2012-02-14T23:56:12Z")
Anyone who has a boob job can look however she wantsā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/8 "2012-02-15T02:52:22Z")
I just remembered the more common expression is ā€œmore than a handful.ā€ Google has hits for both handful and mouthful. The Dope is all about bringing truth. I should have said handful in the OP. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/9 "2012-02-15T02:57:11Z")
I figure that more than two armfuls is a waste, myself. Iā€™m a fan of large breasts, but itā€™s certainly not the metric I use for people. ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/10 "2012-02-15T02:57:41Z")
I donā€™t waste much. I have very large hands. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/11 "2012-02-15T03:14:51Z")
Though I am a breast guy, I tend to regard breasts the same way I do any and all other female characteristics - there is a wide range of them that I find attractive. Big or small, soft or firm, me likey! I find ~95% of _natural_ breasts to be incredibly sexy. In fact, I think itā€™s the ā€œno two pair are alikeā€ aspect thatā€™s my favorite part. Did I mention that I \<3 b(o)(o)bs? ---
**Author:** ![heathen\_earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/13edae/32.png) [@heathen\_earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heathen_earthling)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/12 "2012-02-15T03:29:40Z")
Practically any size of tit is going to be too wide across to fit entirely inside the average manā€™s mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/13 "2012-02-15T03:49:29Z")
> [@heathen\_earthling](#): > > Practically any size of tit is going to be too wide across to fit entirely inside the average manā€™s mouth. I have dedicated my life to disproving that. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/14 "2012-02-15T03:52:28Z")
I am more of a leg and thigh man myself. That goes for KFC combo meals and the ladies. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/15 "2012-02-15T04:08:29Z")
generally speaking, i find smaller apples to be tastier than the bigger ones. either way, you should not stop at one mouthful. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/16 "2012-02-15T09:00:50Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I am more of a leg and thigh man myself. That goes for KFC combo meals and the ladies. Nasty shags and fried chicken. Finger-lickinā€™ good! ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/17 "2012-02-15T09:36:21Z")
Big tits are overrated. ---
**Author:** ![DrumBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@DrumBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrumBum)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/18 "2012-02-15T12:45:45Z")
To paraphrase the M&Mā€™s sales pitch, I want them to fit in my hands and not in my mouth. šŸ˜ƒ I also note that [Cecil](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/77/am-i-imagining-or-are-womens-breasts-getting-bigger) pondered the female breast a few years ago. I wonder which members of the Straight Dope Research Team contributed. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/19 "2012-02-15T13:54:19Z")
> [@ratatoskK](#): > > Anyone who has a boob job can look however she wantsā€¦ Unless she wants them to look natural. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/20 "2012-02-15T14:42:57Z")
She does look a lot better in the second link, although still not my style. Alex Morgan, who is much smaller up top is much prettier. Hereā€™s her [Sports Illustrated shot](http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/alex-morgan-nude.jpg), and then a [couple where she just](https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHjFhOmJbZ4q2fgJKblnPYqgf67dp7tkprGevl7yrYN3H-dxDY) [looks like herself](https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZdFTf9yI4We536-lpcTg89Ixe6GtRjqI4CAn77zOLUfcy6--e1A). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854.md?page=2)