# Titties- More than a mouthful is a waste. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 14, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854 "2012-02-14T22:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/21 "2012-02-15T14:46:43Z")
More than a mouthful is a waste. People who say this, do they not have hands? ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/22 "2012-02-15T19:02:00Z")
I have always been a fan of a full rack myself, my current GF’s breasts are very similar in size to the shots provided and I am quite happy with them. I have only dated one woman who had smaller breasts than current gf and it just felt wrong not to have something to hang onto when spooning. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/23 "2012-02-15T19:32:10Z")
That women would be stunningly beautiful with any breast size. It’s not her large breasts that make her beautiful, it’s her overall figure, warm eyes, perfect skin, silky hair, mole… ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/24 "2012-02-15T20:11:01Z")
Boobs are back, baby! (But they never really went away.) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/25 "2012-02-15T20:13:53Z")
Not impressed by Ms. Upton at all. I mean, she’s pretty hot as women go, but no great shakes as SI swimsuit models go. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/26 "2012-02-15T20:15:47Z")
> [@voltaire](#): > > Did I mention that I \<3 b(o)(o)bs? [a lot?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd0WOD9yw0E) ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/27 "2012-02-15T23:36:26Z")
What bigotry, you people are boobsist. Me, I accept boobies of ALL sizes. 😃 😛 :eek: (Not ssure what smilie fits best here) ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/28 "2012-02-15T23:44:35Z")
(.) (.) (o)(o) ( O ) ( O ) All good! ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/29 "2012-02-15T23:46:38Z")
A little nibble or teasing gnaw on the boob flesh is one thing, clutching on and sucking them like a puppy is another - If the “dog” wants to put his paws all over them, that’s ok by me ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/30 "2012-02-16T20:12:11Z")
Anything larger than peas and smaller than watermelons is fine. (@) (@) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/31 "2012-02-16T20:27:25Z")
> [@chela](#): > > A little nibble or teasing gnaw on the boob flesh is one thing, clutching on and sucking them like a puppy is another - > > If the “dog” wants to put his paws all over them, that’s ok by me I think this requires an explanation. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/32 "2012-02-16T20:30:56Z")
> [@Peanuthead](#): > > Big tits are overrated. Not by me! You can’t motorboat A cups. ---
**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/33 "2012-02-16T21:06:57Z")
Evidently this was some kind of a Russian election stunt and you have to let the first 60 seconds pass to get to the, um, heart of the matter. All of the women consent to this as noted at the end of the video. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRM2C28kWHs) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/34 "2012-02-17T04:40:40Z")
That’s a lot of boobies! ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/35 "2012-02-17T04:48:55Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Not by me! > > You can’t motorboat A cups. Fuckin’ A! ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/36 "2012-02-17T05:24:21Z")
The day is mine! I’ll take Famous Titties for 400. > **[SNL Transcripts: Ben Stiller: 10/24/98: Celebrity Jeopardy - SNL Transcripts...](https://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/98djeopardy.phtml)** > >  Saturday Night Live Transcripts  Season 24: Episode 4 ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/37 "2012-02-17T06:20:47Z")
> [@Peanuthead](#): > > Big tits are overrated. I totally, and utterly agree! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/38 "2012-02-17T06:22:41Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > The day is mine! I’ll take Famous Titties for 400. > > [SNL Transcripts: Ben Stiller: 10/24/98: Celebrity Jeopardy - SNL Transcripts Tonight](http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/98djeopardy.phtml) “The Penis Mightier for $600 Alex.” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/39 "2012-02-17T11:18:20Z")
Suck it, Trebek! ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/40 "2012-02-17T13:43:18Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I am more of a leg and thigh man myself. That goes for KFC combo meals and the ladies. I’m more of a vulva man myself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854.md?page=3)