# Titties- More than a mouthful is a waste.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 14, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854 "2012-02-14T22:16:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/41 "2012-02-17T14:04:08Z")

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Any more than a handful and you’re risking a sprained tongue.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/42 "2012-02-17T14:14:20Z")

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When the lady is young, big and natural (C and up) are my favorite. But gravity takes its toll over time, and by the mid-30s, medium sizes (B to a small C) have more appeal. That said, I will take (all other things equal) a natural A cup over any fakes. Fakes maybe look good in a dress, but when a lady lies down and they are still standing up straight, I find it unappealling.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/43 "2012-02-18T00:09:14Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> “The Penis Mightier for $600 Alex.”

“You’re sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!”

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/44 "2012-02-18T00:48:37Z")

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Too much is not enough.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/45 "2012-02-18T01:33:07Z")

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I just read about this lady recently. Submitted without comment.  
[Sheyla Hershey](http://sheylahershey.net)  
There is also a Wikipedia article about her, IMHO she has some issues that she needs to deal with instead of resorting to excessive plastic surgery.

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**Author:** ![slowlearner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@slowlearner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slowlearner)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titties-more-than-a-mouthful-is-a-waste/612854/46 "2012-02-18T03:39:25Z")

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i’ve searched all my life for the truth about god soul and life and death and it all comes down to my realizing i’m going to be reincarnated as a DD plunging underwire with flashing leds and cut-out nipples bra…

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