# Titty twister leads to arrest

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titty-twister-leads-to-arrest/553169>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 9, 2010, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titty-twister-leads-to-arrest/553169 "2010-09-09T12:56:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titty-twister-leads-to-arrest/553169/1 "2010-09-09T12:56:49Z")

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[Linky.](http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2010/09/jensen-beach-woman-accused-of-breast-twisting-burglary.html)

What’s next? A hertz donut strongarm robbery?

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**Author:** ![howye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@howye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/howye)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titty-twister-leads-to-arrest/553169/2 "2010-09-09T13:56:40Z")

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“seemed intoxicated” - Did not see that coming.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titty-twister-leads-to-arrest/553169/3 "2010-09-09T14:01:45Z")

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> The report didn’t specify whether the twisting occurred in a clockwise or counter clockwise direction or in a combination of the two.

_Righty tighty, lefty loosey._

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titty-twister-leads-to-arrest/553169/4 "2010-09-09T14:05:00Z")

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[In related news](http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/nipple-sucking-doctor-to-face-court-in-finland-090710)

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> A Finnish court was Tuesday due to hear a sexual molestation case against a doctor who says he sucked a patient’s nipple to diagnose a medical problem in accordance with an old midwives’ trick.