# Titus Young, you are a moron.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titus-young-you-are-a-moron/658199>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 13, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titus-young-you-are-a-moron/658199 "2013-05-13T01:34:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titus-young-you-are-a-moron/658199/1 "2013-05-13T01:34:25Z")

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Arrested 3 times in a week, way to make your momma proud for Mothers Day. 1 DUI arrest, another arrest for trying to steal your car out of the impound lot and finally arrested again for breaking into a home and assaulting a police officer. Something tells me he’s not going to be challenging Calvin Johnson any time soon nor is he likely to end up even on an NFL roster!

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titus-young-you-are-a-moron/658199/2 "2013-05-13T01:41:28Z")

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I expect he’ll be considered a top prospect in the California Penal League.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/titus-young-you-are-a-moron/658199/3 "2013-05-13T02:17:19Z")

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But he’s better than Calvin. He said so himself!