# TMI perhaps?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777 "2005-02-12T19:59:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/1 "2005-02-12T19:59:59Z")

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Is it possible to defecate whilst somebody is blowing on your anus?

I’m not trying this, it was from a story I heard once.

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**Author:** ![Konstantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@Konstantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Konstantine)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/2 "2005-02-12T20:15:58Z")

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I don’t think it’s possible. 😕

Maybe you can fart from it but actually shit yourself?

I doubt it.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/3 "2005-02-12T20:16:49Z")

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Blowing on? Probably, unless you mean ‘lips locked around like a balloon.’

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/4 "2005-02-12T21:39:03Z")

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> [@catsix](#):
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> Blowing on? Probably, unless you mean ‘lips locked around like a balloon.’

Even then. I mean it’s certainly possible to :eek: shit in someone’s mouth. Not that I want to know about it.

But maybe you should define your terms.

And remove the “perhaps” from the title.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/5 "2005-02-12T21:54:10Z")

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Gotta wonder if the OP is working on their Science Fair project.

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/6 "2005-02-12T22:02:23Z")

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There’s only one way to find out.

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**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/7 "2005-02-12T22:03:54Z")

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Why not? Surely our caveman ancestors had to shit in a good wind now and then.

Yes, this is way TMI.

You sound like you might enjoy the coffee table scene from _Portnoy’s Complaint_.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/8 "2005-02-12T22:29:02Z")

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Hell, there are people who’d PAY you to do so…

No. There are. Seriously.

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**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/9 "2005-02-13T01:27:04Z")

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Physically? Yes. Psychologically there would be a great taboo, and so it might be difficult. But hey, people manage to do it all the time- see watersports and scat porn.\*

\*Sadly, I used to work for a search engine and had to review porn to be sure it wasn’t kiddie porn and thus I have seen way too much of terrible and yucky things. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/10 "2005-02-13T03:18:01Z")

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What’s sad is, I’m pretty sure I know the story that **klintypooh** is talking about.

Seems to me, the best way to test the hypothesis is for someone with an air compressor (_low pressure, geniuses!_) to aim a stream of air at their ringpiece while trying to honk out a dirtsnake.

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**Author:** ![Princess\_Clara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@Princess\_Clara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princess_Clara)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/11 "2005-02-13T03:22:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Tentacle Monster]  
What’s sad is, I’m pretty sure I know the story that **klintypooh** is talking about.  
Tell me the story!!!  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/12 "2005-02-13T03:42:31Z")

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Here’s the short, expurgated version. It’s been awhile since I read it, but it stuck with me.

A guy was somewhere in Southeast Asia (could have been Thailand, or maybe Tokyo). There was an old _mama-san_ there (in a bar? brothel? It’s been awhile) who kept betting the guy that he couldn’t shit on her face. And even though he had a dire urge to go every time, he always failed because the old woman kept blowing on his balloon knot.

Until, that is, he got ahold of some very spicy curry and some heavy duty laxatives… Poor woman didn’t even get a chance to pucker her lips.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/13 "2005-02-13T03:47:20Z")

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You wouldn’t happen to be a member of the Live Journal Community known as “Bad Porn”, would you?

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/14 "2005-02-13T05:36:23Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> honk out a dirtsnake

I’m so immature. I’m still giggling at this expression.

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**Author:** ![Princess\_Clara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@Princess\_Clara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princess_Clara)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/15 "2005-02-13T05:39:27Z")

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wow

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**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/16 "2005-02-13T19:03:57Z")

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See, \*\*Tentacle Monster \*\* knew the story, I’m not a pervert. 🙂

And if I am, at least I have company. 😃

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/17 "2005-02-13T19:06:17Z")

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> [@klintypooh](#):
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> And if I am, at least I have company. 😃

Not company you’d want to introduce to your mother, though…

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-perhaps/289777/18 "2005-02-13T19:14:46Z")

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Does that mean I’m a super freak, **jayjay**?
