# TMI:The most unusual/interesting/odd thing(s) you've used to help along masturbation? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 4, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431 "2005-02-04T21:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/21 "2005-02-06T03:02:09Z")
I think I tried a banana peel once, it didn’t work that well. I assume a banana peel layered with vasoline is better so i’ll try that some time. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/22 "2005-02-06T04:03:55Z")
> [@mangeorge](#): > > Surely I’m not the only _man_ aquainted with Sally Shower-Massage. > Shirely not. No, not at all, assuming we’re talking about the hand-held shower head things. I have had much worse happen to my genitals. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/23 "2005-02-06T04:06:31Z")
A guitar case. Worked, too. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/24 "2005-02-06T04:07:59Z")
Um… Not _internally._ ---
**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/25 "2005-02-06T04:22:17Z")
> [@pokey](#): > > Anyhow, the cover to a braun cordless curling iron finally made a woman out of me. I will never look at your user name the same way again. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/26 "2005-02-06T04:28:23Z")
> [@betenoir](#): > > … But I’m just metioning that to make me look better, as it was…a dog toy. Well, it was meant for the dog but it was such an interesting shape that i thought…well… erm, how did your dog react to the toy afterwards? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/27 "2005-02-06T04:39:29Z")
Nineteen year-old Japanese twin sisters. Actually, that might not count. Thier mother did most of the heavy work. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/28 "2005-02-06T04:42:40Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > . . . I never knew why they were the most popular drums at the drum circle until I stradled one (the preferred playing method, honestly!) and the deep bass boom from the center or the drum does interesting vibratory things. Coupled with (heh) the energy from 100 other drummers around me and a six story bonfire on a July night, and it was a really exhilarating experience. . . . Wow, that’s terrific! I’ve always found drumming by drum groups very powerful and moving, but I never thought of it THAT way. How wonderfully delightful! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/29 "2005-02-06T05:03:10Z")
> [@pokey](#): > > I have molested a lot of weird objects in my day. Lots and lots of things. Anything that can be proven to vibrate that I could find time alone with, I tested out. I don’t even want to talk about insertion. Without posting more info than I want, I’d be in this category. I wasn’t 13 to 15, a couple of years older, but yes, I did try a wide variety of things since I couldn’t get to any actual, you know, sex-meant objects. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/30 "2005-02-06T05:46:07Z")
Dough in a jar. I was young. I wondered. ---
**Author:** ![dontknowmuch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@dontknowmuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dontknowmuch)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/31 "2005-02-06T06:27:37Z")
My ex just got a baby sister and for some reason the car seat vibrates. I also got her to use a sucker/lollipop for me :D, which I’m sure isn’t too uncommon. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/32 "2005-02-06T06:34:42Z")
My dad’s electric shaver, but after a few sessions, it just wasn’t vibratey enough. So I progressed to the aquarium, pump motor. Boy, that thing would get HOT too! ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/33 "2005-02-06T06:36:53Z")
This thread, right now. (just kidding!) ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/34 "2005-02-06T07:48:37Z")
During puberty, I discovered taking long hot tub baths and scrubbing yourself down, felt good. My favorite toy was my GI Joe action figure - the original 10 inch or so model. So picture me, my doll in one hand and my johnson in the other and so eventually…GI Joe was riding my rocket into outer space frequently. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/35 "2005-02-06T10:17:19Z")
> [@dontknowmuch](#): > > My ex just got a baby sister and for some reason the car seat vibrates. I also got her to use a sucker/lollipop for me :D, which I’m sure isn’t too uncommon. Is this in the right thread,or am I missing something? ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/36 "2005-02-06T13:03:19Z")
> [@shijinn](#): > > erm, how did your dog react to the toy afterwards? For some reason I never got around to giving it to him 😃 . But it was only fair. He once chewed up a jelly dildo I left under the bed. (And no it was not 18". Or double headed. Although it was in fact…blue.) ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/37 "2005-02-06T13:52:21Z")
Another gentleman’s addition to the list of home appliances used was a blender almost full of warm water, and _very, very, very careful_ “teabagging.” ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/38 "2005-02-06T15:17:49Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Is this in the right thread,or am I missing something? The vibrating carseat thing is one thought. Convincing his ex to masturbate with a lollipop is a second. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/39 "2005-02-06T15:30:31Z")
Capsaicin cream. It wasn’t unpleasant. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/40 "2005-02-06T16:14:54Z")
> [@quiltguy154](#): > > Another gentleman’s addition to the list of home appliances used was a blender almost full of warm water, and _very, very, very careful_ “teabagging.” :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Are you _INSANE_?! This thread currently has 1,322 views (hmm, I wonder why). Assuming approximately half of those viewers are male, you have just made 650 men conjure a mental picture that forced them to curl up into a ball and whimper for mommy. Congratulations. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431.md?page=3)