# TMI:The most unusual/interesting/odd thing(s) you've used to help along masturbation? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 4, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431 "2005-02-04T21:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/61 "2005-02-10T06:10:03Z")
An unlit candle. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/62 "2005-02-10T07:32:00Z")
> [@quiltguy154](#): > > Another gentlemanā€™s addition to the list of home appliances used was a blender almost full of warm water, and _very, very, very careful_ ā€œteabagging.ā€ this doesnā€™t sound right. the blades should be removable for cleaning. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/63 "2005-02-10T07:43:50Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > Thereā€™s a site online which has a collection of pictures of dog toys and sex aids. The viewer is supposed to guess which is which. Most people miss at least a few. I made a perfect score the first time I tried that quiz. Comes of browsing sex toy sites rather more often than I probably should. > [@devilsknew](#): > > Dough in a jar. > > I was young. > I wondered. This made me howl with laughter. Iā€™m not mocking you. Itā€™s just Iā€™m imagining someone saying this in a matter-of-fact voice. The oddest things I ever used for masturbation were a large marker and a teddy bear. I thought the teddy bearā€™s beady little plastic eyes looked at me reproachfully ever after. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/64 "2005-02-10T16:48:23Z")
> [@Roland Orzabal](#): > > Are you sure it wasnā€™t nail polish _remover_? Because that stuff is made specifically for getting it off. > > [sub]Yeah, I hate me for it too, but some things just have to be done.[/sub] Groan. Donā€™t mistake that for a groan of pleasure. Itā€™s just _groan_. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_Stimulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Digital\_Stimulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_Stimulus)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/65 "2005-02-10T17:08:28Z")
> [@CaveMike](#): > > > [@Digital Stimulus](#): > > > > Iā€™ll not contribute my own misadventures, as I donā€™t want them recorded anyplace but my memory. > > Too late - your username gives you awayā€¦ Ah, but my _digits_ are neither unusually odd nor interesting, so I didnā€™t think they merited comment. Though Iā€™ll grant that they were certainly _integral_ to my _derivative_ stimulation. **ducks** ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/66 "2005-02-10T18:22:25Z")
Ermā€¦ lessee, Iā€™ve used a power drill, milk bottle (plastic, not glass, it was the only thing with a wide enough neckā€¦), teddy bear (it had a hole, but cleaning the stuffing off wasā€¦ less than fun), watersnake thing (not the animal, a toy thing that was like a latex water filled ring) Iā€™ve also tried using various things for lube, shampoo, shower gel, toothpaste (NEVER AGAIN). From my female friend; chairs, toilet seat, boxes, top of a chest of drawers, kitchen cupboards, shampoo bottles, desks, top of the TV cabinet, bookcases, stairs, banisters, and finally this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/67 "2005-02-10T19:53:18Z")
POWER DRILL? Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/68 "2005-02-10T20:04:30Z")
Like many a young lad, I used to sit around, thinking **Idle Thoughts** ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/69 "2005-02-10T21:05:54Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > POWER DRILL? Ouch. The battery end, the spinning made it vibrate and the battery was warm, I wasnā€™t trying foreskin piercing, no, thatā€™s another story. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/70 "2005-02-10T21:11:10Z")
I used to frequently use bananas when I was a young teen, and the end of a hairbrush (which was too thin), etc. By the time I was de-virginalized I was pretty much not physically a virgin. I was a masturbating junkie, btw, and I donā€™t mind saying I think it kept me from having sex until I was almost 19. ---
**Author:** ![QuizCustodet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ba0ec/32.png) [@QuizCustodet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuizCustodet)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/71 "2005-02-10T22:45:24Z")
Quoth **Indygrrl** : > [@](#): > > I was a masturbating junkie, btw, and I donā€™t mind saying I think it kept me from having sex until I was almost 19. Could it be the next step after problems with abstinence education? I think it could cut a lot of the problems with teenage rebellion right down if they were all too busy in their roomsā€¦ If the wacky right got hold of this thread though, I think a more likely educational impact would be banning shop class! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/72 "2005-02-11T02:10:14Z")
> [@Indygrrl](#): > > I was a masturbating junkie, btw, and I donā€™t mind saying I think it kept me from having sex until I was almost 19. Dang it, **Indygrrl** , I _try_ not to think dirty thoughts while Iā€™m surfinā€™ the Dope, but this statement, in conjuction with the pics you sort-of-posted in that other thread, has officially fried my brain. ā€¦and that brings me to my answer for this thread, which is: [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301424). Dopers are a seriously good-looking bunch oā€™ people. Now if youā€™ll excuse me for a momentā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/73 "2005-02-11T02:20:20Z")
> [@inkleberry](#): > > An unlit candle. > šŸ˜ƒ Ahhh, I must wax nostalgic ( snort ) and remind you that the candleshoppe owner in **Debbie Does Dallas** was named ā€œMr. Hardwickā€ :eek: Cartooniverse, who has been going steady with the AstroGlide corporation for more than 7 years. ( oh god. the things you type out on a message boardā€¦ ) ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/74 "2005-02-11T02:47:19Z")
A tennis ball. Donā€™t ask. [sub]I canā€™t believe I just posted to this thread.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/75 "2005-02-11T04:07:18Z")
Dear God. I learn something new every day. My favorite masturbatory device was the girl next door. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/76 "2005-02-11T05:35:18Z")
A cheese grater. No, seriouslyā€¦ I got hungry in the middle, took a break to make a quesadilla, and went back to business with more energy from a full stomach! What were you thinking I was doing with that cheese grater? ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/77 "2005-02-11T06:03:02Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > One of those vibrating orbital sanders. Good god that thing was intense. What grit sandpaper did you use? :rolleyes: šŸ˜›šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/78 "2005-02-11T06:50:19Z")
> [@Indygrrl](#): > > I used to frequently use bananas when I was a young teen, and the end of a hairbrush (which was too thin), etc. By the time I was de-virginalized I was pretty much not physically a virgin. > > I was a masturbating junkie, btw, and I donā€™t mind saying I think it kept me from having sex until I was almost 19. This is pretty much my experience, and Iā€™m very glad it did. ---
**Author:** ![Sandlegs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@Sandlegs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sandlegs)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/79 "2005-02-11T07:06:22Z")
ahh, i used an outside hot tub when i was about 15 in utah while on vacation. My traveling companionā€™s older sister came out to get me to eat, and she wondered what was floating in the the hot tub. I acted freaked out and leftā€¦she knew exacly what it was! ---
**Author:** ![Sandlegs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@Sandlegs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sandlegs)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/80 "2005-02-11T07:07:29Z")
iā€™m a dude. letā€™s all remember that forever. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431.md?page=5)