# TMI:The most unusual/interesting/odd thing(s) you've used to help along masturbation? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 4, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431 "2005-02-04T21:32:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/81 "2005-02-11T14:18:11Z")
On the topic of dog toys and sex toys– Spot the Wonderpup received a rather bizarre looking toy as a gift. We immediately dubbed it “The Anal Intruder.” It looked like one of those dildoes intended for anal use, except it was coverd in big rubber nubs. (No, I never used it for anything untoward.) Spot liked it well enough, so it was part of his regular toy rotation. So one day, it was lying in the backyard, and some visitor saw it and asked “What IS that?” I unthinkingly said, “oh, it’s the anal intruder” and went about my business. Then I realized she had quite a shocked look on her face. It took me a minute to figure out what it was that I had said. We got rid of it after that. ---
**Author:** ![Tower\_Dweller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tower\_Dweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tower_Dweller)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/82 "2005-02-11T14:22:39Z")
> [@CantUseMyRealName](#): > > a few years ago, a gentleman here wrote about the time he used toothpaste with an abrasive ingredient as a lubricant when he masturbated. once. 😛 > > one of the funniest things i have ever read. Sorry, I had to go find it. This is a SERIOUSLY old thread, please don’t resurect it: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=860395&postcount=47](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=860395&postcount=47) There was this bodywash I had with menthol - it stung, but in a good, tingly kind of way. Pretty intense. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/83 "2005-02-11T19:13:30Z")
The responses in this thread has made my eyebrows shoot so far up my forehead that my eyebrows are now on my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_Stimulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Digital\_Stimulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_Stimulus)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/84 "2005-02-11T19:50:02Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > The responses in this thread has made my eyebrows shoot so far up my forehead that my eyebrows are now on my ass. Does that mean that even more risque responses will possibly cause eyebrows to shoot out of your ass? And if so, do you think someone else reading this will find that unusual/interesting/odd enough for masturbatory purposes? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/85 "2005-02-11T20:01:02Z")
> [@MrFantsyPants](#): > > And how exactly would you explain it to the admitting nurse? Well, my wife told me to go mix up some highballs… > [@](#): > > Originally Posted by devilsknew > Dough in a jar. Not too odd, if it was dill dough. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/86 "2005-02-11T21:02:08Z")
**AFG** , for some reason your nail polish bottle story cracked me up! That’s funny stuff right there. As for me - I remember trying to shove a hot dog up there when I was young - too young to understand how sex and orgasms actually worked. I thought you just stuck something up there and it felt really good. Of course it didn’t, the hot dog wouldn’t even go in the hole and I was pretty disappointed for a while. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/87 "2005-02-11T22:38:33Z")
> [@Sandlegs](#): > > i’m a dude. let’s all remember that forever. So… what was in the hot tub? I tried to figure out if it was semen, but I would have assumed that that would kind of blend in with the surroundings, since you had jets and everything… maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/88 "2005-02-11T23:00:13Z")
Two raw eggs. In the tub. Washed them down the drain afterwards. In retrospect, seems both wasteful and salmonellariffic. Oh, and a bowling pin. Don’t ask. ---
**Author:** ![SusanStoHelit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@SusanStoHelit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SusanStoHelit)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/89 "2005-02-11T23:59:01Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > Well, my wife told me to go mix up some highballs… > > Not too odd, if it was dill dough. > > Daniel Ouch. Those are painful, **LoD** ---
**Author:** ![kka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@kka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kka)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/90 "2005-02-13T22:42:24Z")
> [@Sengkelat](#): > > Oh, and a bowling pin. Don’t ask. You have got to explain this one to me! ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/91 "2005-02-14T01:21:02Z")
I’m gettin’ sore. 😛 Got a cigarette? Oh yeah: “Do you smoke after sex?” “I don’t know, I’ve never looked.” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431/92 "2005-02-14T18:58:37Z")
Socker Boppers® are big inflatable boxing-glove-like things that let kids have a fistfight without getting a bloody nose. [http://www.insightbb.com/external/search.asp?q=socker+boppers&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch&btnG.x=15&btnG.y=14](http://www.insightbb.com/external/search.asp?q=socker+boppers&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch&btnG.x=15&btnG.y=14) The part where the kid’s hand would go becomes an artificial vagina, if you overinflate it. Don’t borrow it from the kid. Get your own. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-the-most-unusual-interesting-odd-thing-s-youve-used-to-help-along-masturbation/288431.md?page=4)