# TMI Thread, anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836 "2009-08-18T12:21:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Black\_Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ce73a5/32.png) [@Black\_Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836/21 "2009-08-19T19:38:02Z")
Got nothin’ of my own to share at the moment. But, I know how much you all love good pus stories. [Let’s call this guy Lance](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6d_1248657200) (video that plays upon opening. Safe for work, not safe for lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836/22 "2009-08-20T01:14:12Z")
The more I bump my thread, the more things you learn about me that you didn’t want to know… I once freaked out in the shower because I thought there was a spider on my inner thigh! :eek: However, it turned out just to be a curl of pubic hair. :o ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836/23 "2009-08-20T01:47:26Z")
> [@Electric\_Warrior](#): > > The more I bump my thread, the more things you learn about me that you didn’t want to know… > > I once freaked out in the shower because I thought there was a spider on my inner thigh! :eek: However, it turned out just to be a curl of pubic hair. :o I was in the grocery store once when I thought I saw something move in front of my eye. I assumed it was a stray hair and thought nothing of it until it happened again, like there was something on my glasses. I took them to see a spider crawling on the lense! I’m not usually squeamish, but I couldn’t bring myself to put my glasses back on until after I’d left the grocery store. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836/24 "2009-08-20T03:27:32Z")
> [@Black\_Sunshine](#): > > Got nothin’ of my own to share at the moment. But, I know how much you all love good pus stories. > > [Let’s call this guy Lance](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6d_1248657200) (video that plays upon opening. Safe for work, not safe for lunch. Oh, that’s funny. The gal hurking in the background was really hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836/25 "2009-08-20T13:12:21Z")
> [@Dottygumdrop](#): > > Yeah, the transformation from sex object to dairy cow is kind of a downer! 😃 I was expecting my boobs to get bigger, and I’ve accepted the fact that once the shrink back down they’ll be saggier than they used to be, but damn it, I want my cute little pink nipples back! 😛 I thought of another one. I once freaked myself out because I thought there was blood in my poo. Turned out I just got my period early. :o ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836/26 "2009-08-20T13:38:47Z")
I’ve had blood in my poo. Anal fissures will do that to you. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836/27 "2009-08-20T14:45:45Z")
Better blood in your poo than _vice versa_… ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836/28 "2009-08-20T15:30:34Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > 2 days ago, I was doing some rather close-up delicate work (painting a miniature)while I was shirtless. The end result was that my chest hair got all caught up in my watch band so badly that I had to look for the scissors with my left arm against my chest. And while looking I knocked a glass over. this would have not been bad except that I reached out quickly to grab it. With my left hand. I now have a somewhat less hairy chest. > > And it was in fact the hair around my nipple. So it hurt. That is something I’d expect to see in Ben Stiller comedy. Never would have guessed it could actually happen. Best post so far! ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836/29 "2009-08-20T15:43:04Z")
> [@Electric\_Warrior](#): > > Some people don’t want me to get all sexalicious in regular conversation. 😛 Those people are wrong. Very, very wrong. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836/30 "2009-08-20T17:13:41Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > I’ve had blood in my poo. Anal fissures will do that to you. Been there. Spent a lot of money and had a lot of discomfort being reassured that I didn’t have cancer or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836/31 "2009-08-20T17:32:29Z")
This may squick ya…or not. In high school I had two friends, Eric and Elizabeth\*, who were fraternal twins. Well, actually, Eric was my friend. Liz was a crush, who hated me. One day after school I was bumming around with Eric in the family station wagon and I discovered Liz’s very-well-worn Dr Scholls wedgie sandals in the back seat! I proceeded to totally freak Eric out telling him how much I wanted to smell his sister’s feet, and that they must be pretty tasty if these sandals were anything to go by. Poor Eric was grimacing and rolling his eyes so much he could hardly drive. But he was laughing. That was, however, the closest I ever got to Liz’s feet. ☹ \*Not their real first names. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-thread-anyone/506836.md?page=1)