# TMI: Weirdest/coolest thing you've ever masturbated to. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 2, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151 "2005-11-02T19:56:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/1 "2005-11-02T19:56:55Z")
Myself and some of my buddies had this discussion in boot camp a few months ago: what’s the weirdest and/or coolest thing you’ve ever gotten off on? I’m looking for unusual choices here. Someone else won the ‘coolest’ award with his entry, a 1927 Sears catalog. I won the ‘weirdest’ with that eel-girl video that was going around online a year or so ago. Yeah, that one, with the two Japanese girls and the funnel. So, have at it, but please wash your hands first. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/2 "2005-11-03T01:32:25Z")
When I was 12 or 13, a picture of a bikini-clad Veronica Lodge in an Archie comic book. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/3 "2005-11-03T01:37:23Z")
Betty. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/4 "2005-11-03T02:07:37Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Betty. Boop or Cooper? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/5 "2005-11-03T02:10:57Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > I won the ‘weirdest’ with that eel-girl video that was going around online a year or so ago. Yeah, that one, with the two Japanese girls and the funnel. Might I be the first to say: :eek: In fact, I think we need a few more. :eek: :eek: A couple 😕😕 for good measure, and one last :eek: . ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/6 "2005-11-03T02:13:19Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > Might I be the first to say: > > :eek: > > In fact, I think we need a few more. > > :eek: :eek: > > A couple 😕😕 for good measure, and one last :eek: . I’m not proud. Who am I kidding? I kick ass for the standards I set in threads like this. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/7 "2005-11-03T02:20:46Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > Boop or Cooper? Cooper. Two-dimensional blondes have always been my type. 😃 Ow! Honey, I didn’t mean **you**! Stop hitting me! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/8 "2005-11-03T02:24:40Z")
This thread. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/9 "2005-11-03T02:38:00Z")
I can’t believe I’m actually posting this. A blonde bombshell model in a “Bass Pro Shop” catalog circa 1981 who happened to be wearing a, “Kiss My Bass” T-Shirt. I have sunk to a new low… ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/10 "2005-11-03T02:55:59Z")
The skyline at night. What can I say, I was out at night up in a tree standing on a branch in a neighborhood park with the stars out twinkling and the city lights spread out before me when the feeling struck me. I’m lucky I didn’t fall out of the tree and kill myself at the end. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/11 "2005-11-03T02:57:14Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Betty. Not Paige? 😕 I’m not sure I can answer this question. I’m not done. 😉 I will tell ya I mooked in a chick’s cole-slaw once. Oh, why did I type that? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tmi-weirdest-coolest-thing-youve-ever-masturbated-to/329151/12 "2005-11-03T04:29:38Z")
> [@gatopescado](#): > > Not Paige? 😕 > > I’m not sure I can answer this question. I’m not done. 😉 > > I will tell ya I mooked in a chick’s cole-slaw once. Oh, why did I type that? :smack: And on _that_ “Penthouse Forum” moment, I’m closing this thread. :rolleyes: