# To all those that hate me... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 29, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060 "2000-06-29T18:42:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/21 "2000-06-30T06:44:23Z")
Sqrl, I don’t hate you. I didn’t like what you said, but it takes a lot to make me hate someone. Besides, if I hated you, I would have to change my sig, and I am too lazy to. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/22 "2000-06-30T08:20:39Z")
I hate you, Sqrl, but only for that damnable Small Wonders link I was forced to follow. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/23 "2000-06-30T11:06:28Z")
As cool, gay dudes go, yer tops, Pops. ---
**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/24 "2000-06-30T11:58:52Z")
If I ever gave you the impression that I “hated” you, I’m sorry, Sqrl. Although I don’t agree with your stance on homosexuality, I do respect you and think you’re a good guy. Now that Esprix character is a different matter altogether… (KIDDING!) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/25 "2000-06-30T12:14:26Z")
Oops, just read your Melin thread, and I do think you went overboard a bit in that thread. This message brought to you by the Friends of Melin Foundation (FOMF). Donations cheerfully accepted. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/26 "2000-06-30T13:14:05Z")
Sqrl, all I’m going to say is HUGS! Love you man… ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/27 "2000-06-30T13:33:25Z")
Thank you everyone. Any others still out there? Sqrl (Deleted Small Wonder Thread for Homer. hehheheh) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/28 "2000-06-30T13:48:14Z")
Alright, **Sqrl** , you fuckin’ faggot, since you asked, I hate your fuckin’ guts! You’re a small-dicked, pea-brained, pansy asshole without the wits or the brawn to jerk off your own dick! And you wanna know why, nancy-boy? _YOU HAVEN’T POSTED A FUCKING LINK!_ Really, what the fuck are you all talking about? How could anyone hate my favorite Sqrl (well, co-favorite - **Talkingsquirrel** has his own unique charm)? **ChiefScott** , you’re now on my shit list. I guess I know how I rank 'round here… And **Snark** … oh, fuck it. Never mind. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/29 "2000-06-30T14:24:10Z")
FWIW, **I** hate you, and your little dog, too! 😛 BTW, Snark, his “stance” on homosexuality? Like, you mean, the fact that he **is** one? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/30 "2000-06-30T14:29:50Z")
Phil, no, of course not. I don’t agree with SqrlCub that it is _immoral_ for someone with same-sex attraction to date/marry a member of the opposite sex. He has repeatedly called me “immoral” for doing so. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/31 "2000-06-30T14:41:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Post your feelings below. I still like all the people I liked before. > \*\* Hmmm…no one seems to hate you. If you wanted me to, I could. (Nothing personal, but you asked for people who hated you to post their feelings and no one has. That must hurt.) Um… I hate your little button-like eyes. I hate your round little cheeks. I hate the way you kind of tilt your head to the side before deciding whether or not to eat a peanut I’ve tossed in your direction. I hate your bushy tail. Um…running out of ideas…lemme check your profile… Hmmm. Apparently, you’re not actually a squirrel. I retract the above statements. Given that, I can’t think of any reason in particular to hate you (execept impersonating a squirrel, something I have a hard time getting worked up over). Is there anything in particular you’d like to be hated for? Always happy to oblige. 😉 Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/32 "2000-06-30T17:04:18Z")
Fenris: Wonderfully funny post. Welcome to the boards! * * * Yer putz, Satan :wally _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Two months, three weeks, 15 hours, 6 minutes and 15 seconds. 3305 cigarettes not smoked, saving $413.15. Life saved: 1 week, 4 days, 11 hours, 25 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060/33 "2000-06-30T19:22:01Z")
Hey you want to get a Sqrl’s attention, just climb up a tree and act like a nut! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/24060.md?page=1)