# To all those that hate me... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037 "2000-11-28T15:58:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/1 "2000-11-28T15:58:34Z")
I know there are a lot of people out there who hate me for who I am, and who have hated me for a long time. I know I’m not perfect, I know I make a lot of mistakes, and I know I’ve fucked up before. So, I just wanted to say to everyone out there who hates me… **GO FUCK YOURSELF!** As if I give a shit about your petty, whiny ass! You don’t like who I am? _Tough shit!_ Eat me raw, pink boy - your opinion means as much to me as bug guts on a windshield. Don’t like my point of view? Stick it up your ass. Bothers you I suck dick? Try some - you might like it. Think I’m egocentric? I’m glad you finally realized the world actually _does_ revolve around me. Just hate me for general purposes? I’m glad I get under your skin, then, fuckhead. If you’re going to let someone else’s life, opinions or actions bug you that much, then you deserve to be made miserable, you sad, pathetic excuse for a human being, you _god-damned mother-fucking son of a bitch bastard asshole!_ Esprix, feeling better about himself. _ **NOTE:** This is not meant as a dig at any recent threads in this vein, nor the posters of said threads. Those threads did, however, remind me that there has been more than one poster, including myself, who have posted these threads in the past, and that fact amuses me; ergo, I posted an amusing thread about it. No one is to take this thread personally. (Well, except me, maybe, but that’s only if you’re mean, in which case, FUCK YOU! :D)_ ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/2 "2000-11-28T16:04:07Z")
Hey everyone! The Springer show’s starting! ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/3 "2000-11-28T16:33:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > **As if I give a shit about your petty, whiny ass! You don’t like who I am? _Tough shit!_ Eat me raw, pink boy - your opinion means as much to me as bug guts on a windshield.** You obviously do care if you took the time to tell them about it. If you really didn’t care, then you’d just ignore it and wipe it away, like the bug guts on your windshield. I’ve never seen someone so worked up over a dirty windshield. Actions speak louder than words or something. I’ll go fuck myself now, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/4 "2000-11-28T16:37:46Z")
Damn - I am undone! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/5 "2000-11-28T16:40:23Z")
Goddmanit, you mean I bought this pink-triangle sweater for nothing!?! Well, fuck you! _rips off sweater and stomps on it, then nearly severs jugular when trying to remove necklace of rainbow-colored rings_ W-Wait, that was meant for people who hate you, as opposed to just everyone? Aw, shit… (brushes boot marks off sweater…) I really should read these posts more carefully. I got so excited about it not being a closed thread, I just jumped in there… ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/6 "2000-11-28T17:00:41Z")
[cautiously opens door to **Esprix’s** bedroom] [peers around door] [sees that he is lying on the bed, staring moodily up at the ceiling; evidently the storm is over] Honey? Sorry you’re so angry. Could you maybe give us a link? And do you want to come downstairs for some lunch? I’ve got your favorite, tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches… [voice trails off hesitantly] [from the bed, **Esprix** grunts noncommittally] [takes that as a “yes”, goes happily downstairs to open cans and slice Velveeta] ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/7 "2000-11-28T17:07:16Z")
I hate tomato soup. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/8 "2000-11-28T17:17:23Z")
Hmmmm . . . If THAT many people feel that strongly about you, I should probably write a quickie paperback bio of you, with photos cribbed from tabloid newspapers. “The Uncensored Esprix Story!” will finally make me that big fat bankroll, so I can write the books I WANNA write! [gleefully rubbing hands together à la Snidely Whiplash] ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/9 "2000-11-28T17:40:30Z")
Isn’t that _just_ like a drama queen . . . ::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/10 "2000-11-28T18:00:04Z")
(By the way, for those who don’t get it, I’m not posting links as they will only serve to embarass and/or offend the authors of the threads I’m spoofing. I would post a link to my own self-depreciating thread from a while ago, but it seems to have either disappeared or been deleted, so go fuck yourself. :D) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/11 "2000-11-28T18:09:15Z")
Hey Esprix? Get off the cross, we need the wood. (Hey, SOMEONE always ends up saying that in these threads. Might as well be me…) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/12 "2000-11-28T18:09:39Z")
Not that it matters much, but I don’t hate you. Tho if you’re prone to tantrums like this, I don’t think I’d invite you to join my bowling team… um - it’s a joke - I don’t bowl. But I really don’t hate you. I’d offer you some fresh-baked cookies if this wasn’t the pit… and if I had any. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/13 "2000-11-28T18:21:04Z")
Is it ok to hate you for being a Democrat? ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/14 "2000-11-28T18:42:57Z")
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a flock of _whoosh_es! Whoops, never mind. Ya missed it. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/15 "2000-11-28T18:53:24Z")
Damnit Esprix! I was all set to start a “If you hate me and you know it, clap your hands” thread this a.m., but you beat me to it. I’m sure there are many on this board who hate me. Why else would my MPSIMS and IMHO threads sink like stones? There is a secret board conspiracy to persecute me! Don’t think I don’t smell it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/16 "2000-11-28T19:43:07Z")
Woah, someone needs a time-out… 😉 :::::ducking:::::: Esprix, indeed, all those who hate you can go bugger a duck. You’re still my hero. Yeah. :::::pointing to the Esprixignal in the sky:::::: \ Ok, hope the worship makes you feel better. Still wish you played for the other team, but hey… 😉 Elenfair. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/17 "2000-11-28T19:47:25Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Scylla** _ > > Is it ok to hate you for being a Democrat? Only if I can hate you for calling Gore a “scum-sucking inertebrate.” 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/18 "2000-11-28T20:03:23Z")
Would you like some cheese with that w(h)ine? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/19 "2000-11-28T20:24:40Z")
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays! Zette (yeah, I know it’s Tuesday. Sue me) ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037/20 "2000-11-28T20:43:31Z")
Well I didn’t hate you before…but now…but now after this piece of fucking pathetic bullshit. :mad: I hate you Esprix…no…that word is not strong enough…I loathe you. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-all-those-that-hate-me/43037.md?page=2)