# To Cum like a Geyser...over and over, longer and farther
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [October 28, 2008, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911 "2008-10-28T09:56:22Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@O2BDumb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/O2BDumb)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/1 "2008-10-28T09:56:22Z")
self-explanatory…for guys…although women invited to join in…
natural and/or cheap ways to do so? exercise more? eat certain foods? drink certain liquids? see certain porn?
(no links to sites with scam products please)
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/2 "2008-10-28T11:40:15Z")
Refrain from sex and masturbation for as long as you can.
Works every time, unless your body subverts it with a nocturnal emission.
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### Author:  [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/3 "2008-10-28T12:06:23Z")
Over and over? Watch it with that thing; I had a guy in my clinic once who was ejaculating blood because of too much practice in raising his kundalini (ifyouknowwotImean). More is not always better.
But for more quantity in a single emission, yeah, stop flogging your log for a few days. Sperm that don’t ejaculate are…well, to be honest, no one knows quite where they go. Pamphlets and websites will often describe them being “reabsorbed”, and as far as we know they’re broken down, but [we can’t agree on a mechanism](http://www.bioone.org/perlserv/?request=get-document&doi=10.1095/biolreprod.104.031252&ct=1) by which they’re reabsorbed into the body. Some of it is undoubtedly lost to nocturnal emissions, and some of it probably finds its way into the bladder and is excreted with urine. But anecdotal reports from men reveals that the volume of ejaculate is indeed noticeably larger after a period of abstinence from ejaculation.
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### Author:  [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/4 "2008-10-28T12:08:39Z")
I’ve noticed that the longer the sexual act (or, uh, masturbational act) lasts, the more volume and the more strength there is behind the, uh, stream.
One time I hit myself in the eye.
(Oh god, why did I just admit that?)
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### Author:  [@Carson\_O\_Genic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carson_O_Genic)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/5 "2008-10-28T12:18:57Z")
" The fine point of seldom pleasure"
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### Author:  [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/6 "2008-10-28T12:25:12Z")
> [@O2BDumb](#):
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> self-explanatory…for guys…although women invited to join in…
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> natural and/or cheap ways to do so? exercise more? eat certain foods? drink certain liquids? see certain porn?
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> (no links to sites with scam products please)
The word is _come_.
I’ll second the advice about abstaining for a while. But now I’m curious – is this advice for yourself, and if so, why do you want to ejaculate more?
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### Author:  [@bink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bink)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/7 "2008-10-28T12:30:26Z")
Yeah, really, why would you want to? I get those emails daily about increasing the volume and changing the color and texture of my sperm and, really, guys, we’re not impressed with that.
As far as I’m concerned, more is just messier.
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### Author:  [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/8 "2008-10-28T12:30:45Z")
Easy- become a teenager again. I fondly remember the impressive distance that I could fire it across the room. These days, what with my BPH, those days are a long gone.
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### Author:  [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/9 "2008-10-28T12:48:36Z")
Abstinence is overrated to a certain extent. I find that the viscosity of the ejaculate is such that distance is negatively affected. Quantity, color, and sperm count are high, however, which may be desireable in some situations, like attempting to impregnate or provide what is known in some circles as a “pearl necklace”. The old adage “Never give them the first one”, may indeed apply to ejaculation distance, however, as the semen is less viscous and, with appropriate quality and duration of stimulation, one may indeed be able to “hit the other wall” with it.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/10 "2008-10-28T12:51:51Z")
> [@neutron\_star](#):
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> One time I hit myself in the eye.
Over the shoulder onto the (unfortunately-easy-to-stain) arm of the sofa I was reclining on at the time. Told anyone who asked later that it was milkshake.
To the OP’s question of “farther”: you need to do [Kegels](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2318/are-there-kegel-exercises-for-men-plus).
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### Author:  [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/11 "2008-10-28T13:55:52Z")
There are some humorous stories of personal experiences with those supplements [here](http://www.zug.com/herbal/ropex/) and [here](http://www.zug.com/pranks/viagra-for-women/index02.html). As far as I can see, the pictures should be safe for work, though perhaps not the language. Note also that I’ve never taken any of these supplements personally.
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### Author:  [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/12 "2008-10-28T14:01:33Z")
> [@neutron\_star](#):
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> One time I hit myself in the eye.
OK, Eric Cartman.
“The fireman is very magical…”
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### Author:  [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/13 "2008-10-28T14:06:51Z")
Question from another confused female…Why would you want to make a bigger wet spot?
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/14 "2008-10-28T14:11:51Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#):
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> Question from another confused female…Why would you want to make a bigger wet spot?
FWIW, sometimes it goes other places.
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### Author:  [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/15 "2008-10-28T14:16:28Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#):
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> Question from another confused female…Why would you want to make a bigger wet spot?
Now this is just me, but the greater the volume and force behind it, the better it feels.
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### Author:  [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/16 "2008-10-28T14:18:08Z")
Well, if the goal is to _orgasm_ over and over again, rather than to simply _ejaculate_, I can see the sense in that. And some men using kegel exercises find it possible to prevent ejaculation at the point of orgasm so that they can maintain their erections and have multiple orgasms within a relatively short amount of time.
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### Author:  [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/17 "2008-10-28T14:33:14Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#):
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> Over the shoulder onto the (unfortunately-easy-to-stain) arm of the sofa I was reclining on at the time.
Past my ear (lying down) to audibly hit the wall at the end of the bed. My wife (who was … _assisting_) was impressed. A feat of release never, ever repeated.
For volume, plenty of prior stimulation (but not release) can increase the amount of prostatic fluid. Strong kegels help, but there is also a delicate balance between constriction (for maximum pressure) and not (for maximum flow volumes).
Si
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/18 "2008-10-28T14:37:35Z")
> [@bink](#):
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> …changing the color …
I’ve found that mixing the blue, yellow, red and green gels I use on the floodlights is both effective and safe.
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### Author:  [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/19 "2008-10-28T14:50:17Z")
TMI here…
Once, I was on a cross-country car trip with a girl I was madly in love with, but who, for various reasons, loved me, but not “in that way.” I had gone probably 3 weeks without whacking it, and just HAD to, one day.
In the gas station rest room, I think I went OVER the stall door.
And I’m usually a dribbler.
Joe
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### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/20 "2008-10-28T15:15:45Z")
A related question: what can I do to change the taste of my ejaculate? I figure if it tasted like, I dunno, chocolate or something, I might be able to renegotiate some things with Mrs. Chef. 😉
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