# To Cum like a Geyser...over and over, longer and farther **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 28, 2008, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911 "2008-10-28T09:56:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/41 "2008-10-28T22:19:55Z")
Standing up or squatting down real fast works for me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/42 "2008-10-28T22:28:56Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Over the shoulder onto the (unfortunately-easy-to-stain) arm of the sofa I was reclining on at the time. Told anyone who asked later that it was milkshake. > > To the OP’s question of “farther”: you need to do [Kegels](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2318/are-there-kegel-exercises-for-men-plus). Bet that they knew. ---
**Author:** ![sunacres](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@sunacres](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunacres)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/43 "2008-10-28T23:32:54Z")
> [@bink](#): > > As far as I’m concerned, more is just messier. According to my statistical sample, you’re in the minority. Most (not all) women I’ve known comment on the wide variation in volume produced, and respond enthusiastically to the larger doses. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/44 "2008-10-28T23:56:44Z")
To those still wondering why: more feels better. Much, much better. ---
**Author:** ![O2BDumb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@O2BDumb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/O2BDumb)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/45 "2008-10-29T02:46:04Z")
Yes, Cisco put it well: the more I come, the more instances of pleasure I feel. As for the mess, I love splurting gob after gob of gooey spooge on my stomach and chest. Fall right to sleep afterward in heavenly bliss, yessiree. I do know that if I spooge a lot in front of a woman (a willing one) or she makes me spooge a lot, I feel more virile. An old girlfriend used to help me get off while I lay on my back and she’d utter a little squeal of delight whenever I gushed a good one. And I’m glad to see I’m not the only guy here who takes his masturbation seriously! Don’t feel like I’m the only closet perv around here now. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/46 "2008-10-29T03:12:55Z")
> [@Baldwin](#): > > The word is _come_. Why is this, exactly? It’s a slang term for ejaculate/semen/sperm. Accepted slang has definitely become “cum.” You can say that it’s _also_ come, but we’re not checking the OED, here. I, for one, appreciate the distinction between coming somewhere and cumming somewhere. Makes my trips to the store seem less dirty. In Japan, you don’t come, you go. Let’s see that get misspelled. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/47 "2008-10-29T03:27:50Z")
> [@O2BDumb](#): > > Yes, Cisco put it well: the more I come, the more instances of pleasure I feel. > > As for the mess, I love splurting gob after gob of gooey spooge on my stomach and chest. Fall right to sleep afterward in heavenly bliss, yessiree. > > I do know that if I spooge a lot in front of a woman (a willing one) or she makes me spooge a lot, I feel more virile. An old girlfriend used to help me get off while I lay on my back and she’d utter a little squeal of delight whenever I gushed a good one. > > And I’m glad to see I’m not the only guy here who takes his masturbation seriously! Don’t feel like I’m the only closet perv around here now. I’m not down with splooging all over myself. PERVERt! ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/48 "2008-10-29T03:35:07Z")
I’m reminded of this YouTube video [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ys2s_OUq7Yg/hqdefault.jpg "Things a good woman does for ya") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys2s_OUq7Yg) Not a Rickroll. **NSFW** , but no age verification required ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/49 "2008-10-29T06:38:47Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > I’ve hit the ceiling before. > > I think part of it is just natural, some guys just seem to have a lot more force behind their ejaculation then others. I hit the ceiling once, in college. The guy I was with painted a bull’s-eye around it. I quickly became the legendary “Bull’s-eye guy.” ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/50 "2008-10-29T11:42:38Z")
I don’t recall where I read this, but becoming erect without ejaculating is supposed to stimulate sperm production. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/51 "2008-10-29T15:10:30Z")
> [@sunacres](#): > > According to my statistical sample, you’re in the minority. Most (not all) women I’ve known comment on the wide variation in volume produced, and respond enthusiastically to the larger doses. Really? Hmm, maybe someone needs to post a poll. I’ve never heard a preference expressed by women (at least not for more, and especially not during oral sex). I do know that some women, like men, wait longer between masturbating or sex so they can cum harder. So tell him ‘Not tonight’ ladies and it’ll be even better next time! ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/52 "2008-10-29T15:30:04Z")
> [@CaerieD](#): > > …maximum semen numminess… I’ve been around this board long enough to know that nothing should surprise me anymore, and yet, once in a while, someone comes up with a phrase that I could never have even conceived of until I’d read it. **Caerie** , I applaud you! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/53 "2008-10-29T15:40:07Z")
> [@Cat\_Fight](#): > > Really? Hmm, maybe someone needs to post a poll. For your reading [pleasure](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10374355#post10374355). ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/54 "2008-10-29T16:08:30Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > I’ve been around this board long enough to know that nothing should surprise me anymore, and yet, once in a while, someone comes up with a phrase that I could never have even conceived of until I’d read it. > > **Caerie** , I applaud you! Why thank you, I aim to please. (Which takes on a rather odd meaning in _this_ thread.) ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/55 "2008-11-08T17:04:02Z")
Hey all, just back from the lab and: > [@](#): > > **excerpt from laboratoy report:** > “The aftertaste was the same but at first it was sweeter than usual. Why do you ask?” I think this would be a good one to send to Mythbusters. “Hey Kari…” “Yeah, that’ll never make it on TV.” ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/56 "2008-11-08T19:14:40Z")
God you Yanks are so common! Coming indeed. Personally when I’m on the vinegar stroke I shout out … Ones arriving,Ones arriving,you soiled,petite female of the canine species,you! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/57 "2008-11-08T19:18:46Z")
Lust4Life, I read all of your posts in a Mark Renton voice. Makes me giggle. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/58 "2008-11-08T19:23:33Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > See? It’s _not_ just a myth! :smack: > > OK foax, not since I wrapped a wart in duct tape oh so many years ago have I put my body on the line in the endless pursuit of knowledge for this message board. There was that incident with the toy octopus, but I never actually ate it so … > > Therefore, in the interest of science, I shall consume approximately 36 fluid oz. of pineapple juice daily until my next opportunity to consult with my personal sommelier :o regarding any noticeable effect on boquet and flavor. :eek: I hope to report back within the week. 😃 _snerk_ ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/59 "2008-11-08T21:47:25Z")
I hit a lightbulb in the bathroom once while sitting down on the john and the lightbulb exploded. And my mom heard it. That required the best poker face of my life. ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/60 "2008-11-08T23:07:14Z")
I went to add this thread to my favorites, I have a file named “Straight Dope Threads” just for little jewels like this. When I hit the “add” button a file named, “Woodworking,” came up. Seems last night I stumbled across a site that sold exotic woods and had saved it for later. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911.md?page=4)