# To Cum like a Geyser...over and over, longer and farther **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 28, 2008, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911 "2008-10-28T09:56:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/61 "2008-11-09T15:30:38Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > I’m reminded of this YouTube video > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys2s\_OUq7Yg](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys2s_OUq7Yg) > > Not a Rickroll. **NSFW** , but no age verification required Okay, that’s some funny stuff there. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/62 "2008-11-09T18:45:03Z")
Did we ever hear back from \*\*Inigo \*\*on this? ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/63 "2008-11-09T20:23:00Z")
> [@RoOsh](#): > > Did we ever hear back from \*\*Inigo \*\*on this? Look up, post #55. For some reason I came across another advice article about semen taste: [[QUOTE=askmen.com](http://QUOTE=askmen.com)] Prepare the taste The majority of women prefer not to swallow semen, but your girlfriend may be persuaded if you make an effort to make your spunk taste better. A vegetarian diet is the best way to make your taste milder. If you’re not ready to go meatless, try eating foods like kiwi, watermelon, pineapple, and celery to lighten the taste. Make your semen taste sweeter by incorporating plums, blueberries and cranberries into your diet. Beer and coffee will make you taste bitter and dairy products can produce putrid tastes. [/QUOTE] From [here](http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_400/408b_love_tip.html). ---
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/64 "2008-11-10T04:47:43Z")
I’ve nothing much to add except that I have also seen that longer stimulation generally leads to greater volume (though not if you’ve been dried up by doing it too much). ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/65 "2008-11-10T06:25:47Z")
> [@Cat\_Fight](#): > > Really? Hmm, maybe someone needs to post a poll. I’ve never heard a preference expressed by women (at least not for more, and especially not during oral sex). I do know that some women, like men, wait longer between masturbating or sex so they can cum harder. So tell him ‘Not tonight’ ladies and it’ll be even better next time! When I’ve heard women talking about this topic, it’s usually the opinion of “less is more” regarding semen. I realize that we’re all different, but I’m just going by the conversations I’ve had with fellow women. I’ve known a few ladies who say differently to their guys because they know that’s what men want to hear, but in reality they either didn’t care one way or another or preferred less. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/66 "2008-11-10T07:00:44Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > I hit a lightbulb in the bathroom once while sitting down on the john and the lightbulb exploded. And my mom heard it. OK, I gotta ask. . . although I don’t think I even want to know the answer. But curiosity and cat and all that. You exploded a lightbulb by hitting it with semen? 😕 That’s a pretty thin lightbulb or . . . ? And I’m really hoping that your mom wasn’t in the john with you. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/67 "2008-11-10T07:05:54Z")
> [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](#): > > OK, I gotta ask. . . although I don’t think I even want to know the answer. But curiosity and cat and all that. > > You exploded a lightbulb by hitting it with semen? 😕 > > That’s a pretty thin lightbulb or . . . ? > > And I’m really hoping that your mom wasn’t in the john with you. I know for a fact that squirting a hot lightbulb with a water pistol causes it to explode. I can’t imagine semen wouldn’t have a different effect. ---
**Author:** ![stormof2230](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@stormof2230](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stormof2230)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/68 "2009-09-21T15:32:46Z")
> [@Chef\_Troy](#): > > A related question: what can I do to change the taste of my ejaculate? I figure if it tasted like, I dunno, chocolate or something, I might be able to renegotiate some things with Mrs. Chef. 😉 somehow its what you eat…if you eat alotta meats, its salty. You eat alotta fruits and veggies it gets a lil sweeter. Me, on tha other hand, whenever i go to my gf’s house, more often than most, she makes me pancakes…from scratch. Its gotten to tha point that, when i come, (AND IM SOOOO NOT MAKIN THIS UP) it tastes and smells like pancake batter!!! | \_ | ; On a positive note, she now LOVES to swallow!!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/69 "2009-09-21T15:43:58Z")
If you’re a smoker, quit smoking. I had a long term girlfriend who couldn’t get enough of my… _ahem_… creamy filling, but I started smoking again during our relationship and she said it noticeably changed the flavor for the worse. ---
**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/70 "2009-09-21T15:45:40Z")
Do zombies even have sex? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/71 "2009-09-21T15:49:29Z")
Alotta Fruit - sounds like a Bond girl. ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/72 "2009-09-21T16:09:37Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > I’ve known a few ladies who say differently to their guys because they know that’s what men want to hear, but in reality they either didn’t care one way or another or preferred less. This matches my experience. Most women who comment on it in a positive, omg that’s sexy way\* do so because they believe the guy wants to hear it. \*as opposed to the wow, isn’t it interesting what the human body can do? way Spooge, like testicles, is an inherently hilarious subject, but if you laugh too hard about it guys get offended for some reason…? ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/73 "2009-09-21T17:29:36Z")
Thumbs up for pineapple and pineapple juice, thumbs down for coffee, cigarettes, and red meat (when it comes to flavored emissions, that is). I am an extremely enthusiastic… erm… service provider in this realm, but a few months back NajaHusband took up coffee as practically a second hobby. Immediately it took on a bitter, acrid taste which triggers my _yark_ reflex instantaneously (not attractive). It’s kind of a bummer for me, but if he likes his coffee more than he likes finishing in my mouth, I guess it’s a good thing we’re trying for a pregnancy… thereby mooting the point 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/74 "2009-09-21T18:02:25Z")
> [@Belrix](#): > > Do zombies even have sex? Sure. But it’s all over in [14 seconds](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h34BkgXR_M). (Probably NSFW.) ---
**Author:** ![davekhps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@davekhps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davekhps)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/75 "2009-09-21T19:59:27Z")
I’m surprised to not hear more emphatic endorsement of the two greatest methods for this. One, _time_. Get excited. . . slow down. Get excited. . . slow down. Do this for as long as possible. Not talking five minutes here; try an hour or longer. INSANE shooting results. Second, invest in a cock ring. Don’t get one too tight, and be sure to take the boys out of it every 10-15 minutes or so and give them a little rest. But combine this with the above method, and you will fire over your head, every time. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911/76 "2009-09-22T02:17:06Z")
No zombie orgasms in IMHO, please. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-cum-like-a-geyser-over-and-over-longer-and-farther/469911.md?page=3)