To flush or not to flush... your tampons

A *couple *of people are providing evidence that they cause problems *some *times in *some *systems. Everything else is opinions.

Where the hell do you live that your life is a constant epic of overflowing sewage?

I’m surprised that *you’re *refusing to consider that tampon makers haven’t been sued for calling them flushable because they are–wait for it–flushable.

*Clearly *the more *logical *answer is that there is some *vast conspiracy *to keep inaccurate and damaging advertising and instructions on the boxes.

You know what I just did? I called the Milwaukee Metropolitan Sewerage District. I was connected to a very nice man there named Bill Graffin (414-225-2077 is his direct dial, he tells me) who was kind enough to speak with me for a few minutes and answer my questions. I told him that I was having a debate with someone as to whether or not “flushable” tampons are actually flushable, or whether they will cause clogs or damage the system in some way. His response–and I quote–was that they are “not an issue.” Not. An. Issue. For the local systems, he said, maybe, and in the laterals, but *our *sewers are bigger and deeper and they cause no problems there.

So I’m going to go *right on ahead *gleefully flushing my tampons at any location that doesn’t make the minimal amount of effort necessary to inform me if *their *toilets and/or connection to the main lines (laterals) can’t handle tampons.