# To lekatt something or pull a lekatt means... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 13, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080 "2003-03-13T12:44:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lekatt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lekatt/32/7269_2.png) [@lekatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lekatt)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/21 "2003-03-14T23:17:12Z")
Excellent material! Backus! Backus! Backus! Sinole Sinke Lotre Maxtur Log Yule for Ustur ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/22 "2003-03-14T23:23:50Z")
> [@](#): > > _from [CBSNEWS:](http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/01/10/national/main535998.shtml)_ > In October, 9-year-old Mary Katherine Smart recalled that the intruder who took her older sister from their shared bed most likely was Mitchell, a one-time family handyman then known only as Emmanuel. > [@](#): > > _(part of) Lekatt’s sig on some pages:_ > In your willingness to go against all reason, all defenses, all habits, all patterns, all superstitions, and many teachings, to say, > “I will love,” you walk in the Light. > You honor the illusion but you will never become lost in it. -Emmanuel Hmmm. Emmanuel? Is something psychic afoot here? ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/23 "2003-03-14T23:30:34Z")
You guys really don’t want to get into the mess between the posters of ASH and **lekatt** back in 98. Trust me you don’t. Just understand that **lekatt** has no interest in your input and views himself as already posessing all the knowledge he will ever need. His mind is officially closed. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. Let it go, if only for the sake of your own sanity. Keep these lessons close to your heart and feel free to fire off a warning bouy if he surfaces in another thread so others don’t have to learn the lessons the hard way. I’m sorry I didn’t notice the trainwreck and provide this input earlier. I might have been able to save some of you the frustration. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/24 "2003-03-14T23:35:44Z")
> [@](#): > > "Dearest Le-FUCK-Roy, > > I can only assume that your friend’s nephew chose to kill himself because > he was tired of listening to his Uncle’s weird and bizarre friend > prattling on about praying to Harvey. I am so glad that his brain is so > damaged he will never have to hear you again. I am, right now, driving > pencils into my inner ears just in case I ever meet you. You say he took > enough poison for twelve people; I am sure he was hoping you would be one > of the twelve" ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/25 "2003-03-14T23:39:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Leroy Kattein wrote: > : [slavins.at.hearsay.demon.co.uk](http://slavins.at.hearsay.demon.co.uk)@localhost (Simon Slavin) wrote: > : \>[lekatt@ionet.net](mailto:lekatt@ionet.net) (Leroy Kattein) wrote: > : \> > : \>\> The Bible contains more murders, wars, incest and scary things than > : \>\> the telly does. Just depends on what part you read. > : \> > : \>Discussion of the validity of the tenets of any faith is specifically > : \>declared off-charter for AFU in the AFU FAQ which can be found at > : \>\<[http://www.urbanlegends.com](http://www.urbanlegends.com)\>. Please remove AFU from follow-ups. > : What is AFU? Might be able to help if I knew what you were talking > : about. > > AFU is the hapless group to which you are posting your unwelcome > gibberish, wiener-brane. It might help if you used all your intellectual > strength and picked up one clue before posting. > > Madeleine “not, alas, surprised that I have to explain this to you” Page ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/26 "2003-03-14T23:43:16Z")
when a fish is caught, and thrown back, is that a near death experience for the fish? ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/27 "2003-03-15T00:05:01Z")
**SimonX** please stop. Break the cycle and walk away a better person for it. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/28 "2003-03-15T00:09:08Z")
LOL! Alright, alright, but some of that stuff is really, really funny. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/29 "2003-03-15T00:11:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I am, right now, driving > pencils into my inner ears just in case I ever meet you. > \*\* ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/30 "2003-03-15T00:14:21Z")
really really REALLY funny ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/31 "2003-03-15T02:38:23Z")
**SimonX** -I really don’t know what to say… It’s funny though… Are you by chance, frusterated with Uncle **Lekatt**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/32 "2003-03-15T14:52:54Z")
> [@](#): > > **I _am_ truly honored and humbled to be posting on the same message board as Leroy Kattein.** > (not sarcasm) I think that he is worthy of commemoration as a celebrity of the somewhat infamous type. I think he is well on his way to earning a place in netlore. I think that everyone should recognize what a giant of lekattism we have among us. > [@](#): > > **He’s the only person I know of whose posts have been credited with the potential to drive someone to suicide.** I found out that he is cited on several foreign language sites related to NDE’s. I discovered that everyone of the arguments that I’ve seen used against his assertions about life after death, NDE’s, psychics, etc here on the **SDMB** has also been used somewhere else with equal success. I move that new people who encounter **Lekatt** shouldn’t be warned against arguing with him until they **Pit** him. I hope **Lekatt** never leaves. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/33 "2003-03-17T12:19:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SimonX \* > \*\*I move that new people who encounter **Lekatt** shouldn’t be warned against arguing with him until they **Pit** him. > > I hope **Lekatt** never leaves. \*\* Don’t you think, after a while, that the SDMB would have to open an entirely new pit for **Lekatt**? The **BBQ-Lekatt** area or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/34 "2003-03-17T23:33:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*Don’t you think, after a while, that the SDMB would have to open an entirely new pit for **Lekatt**? The **BBQ-Lekatt** area or something like that. \*\* Wouldn’t that be great! ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/35 "2003-03-19T12:54:12Z")
Is **Lekatt** a Doper? ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/36 "2003-03-20T14:22:39Z")
Just wait until Leroy discovers our latest [dowsing thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=170935) ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/37 "2003-03-20T14:31:54Z")
We really need to stop feeding this nutjob- he’s useless, and should be locked in a small box. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/38 "2003-03-21T12:46:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Musicat \* > \*\*Just wait until Leroy discovers our latest [dowsing thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=170935) \*\* Oh dear…:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/39 "2003-03-22T06:32:45Z")
I just can’t comprehend in how somebody can be so minded, so impervious to logic, so obstinate. How somebody can, for all intents and purposes, have their fingers perpetually in their ears shouting “LA LA LA LA, I’M NOT LISTENING TO YOU, LA LA LA!” at the top of their lungs to such a degree as lekatt has. It boggles the mind. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080/40 "2003-03-22T16:03:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blanx \* > \*\*… and should be locked in a small box. \*\* Or, hung up on the [AssHatRack](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=171240) 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-lekatt-something-or-pull-a-lekatt-means/161080.md?page=3)