# To many restrictions here.....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 6, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361 "2003-08-06T16:58:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/41 "2003-08-06T22:04:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aries28 \*  
> \*\*What is it lately with people annoucing they are leaving?
> 
> Geez… \*\* Esprix \*\* I think there might be some competition for your Attention Whore title. 😉
> 
> \*\*

Wait, so how _does_ one get a Whore title around here? I’ve been trying for months, dammit, and not one Whore has been bestowed upon me. Why should **Esprix** have all the fun?

😛

Ladyrose, as nicely as I can say it, you’re absolutely right that this isn’t the place for you. The mods are fair and there’s a lot of stuff that one can say here that they can’t say elsewhere without getting deleted. Unfortunately, copyrighted material doesn’t belong on that list. And if for some reason, you can’t understand the difference between something that’s copyrighted and something that’s public domain, then it probably _is_ best that you seek another board to hang out on. Good luck to you.

Ava

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/42 "2003-08-06T22:18:30Z")

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Plus, she called me a putz.

Ava, I promise to refer to you as ‘that whore’ if it makes you happy.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/43 "2003-08-06T22:22:48Z")

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**avawhore.  
GingerOfTheWhore.  
CWhorex.  
featherwhore.**  
Hey, this is fun!

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/44 "2003-08-06T22:26:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\*Plus, she called me a putz.
> 
> Ava, I promise to refer to you as ‘that whore’ if it makes you happy. \*\*

Woohoo! :::clapping hands:::::

However, if I manage to drag the boyfriend to a MADinner, let’s just refrain from using that title, okay?:).

Signed,  
Avawhore

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/45 "2003-08-06T22:34:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by avabeth \*  
> \*\*Wait, so how _does_ one get a Whore title around here? \*\*

Hey, how’re _you_ doin’?

Sorry, couldn’t resist

And no, I have nothing constructive to add. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/46 "2003-08-06T22:36:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by featherlou \*  
> \*\***avawhore.  
> GingerOfTheWhore.  
> CWhorex.  
> featherwhore.**  
> Hey, this is fun! \*\*

That’s enough levity. This is the Pit. Not really one of despair, but certainly not one of _fun_. Please show more anger and hostility in future Pit posts. You don’t have to swear for the sake of swearing, but we should not be able to sense any enjoyment in pit threads.

Caseywhore

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/47 "2003-08-06T22:46:51Z")

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Casey, you whore.

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**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/48 "2003-08-06T22:51:10Z")

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Just call me FairyWhore.

😃

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/49 "2003-08-06T22:53:27Z")

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Good lord, I’ve started a WhoreFest.

Ava

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/50 "2003-08-06T22:57:16Z")

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WHORE!  
I’m going to call where you work, and say dirty things to you. Whorebiscuits.

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**Author:** ![LauraLittlePony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LauraLittlePony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LauraLittlePony)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/51 "2003-08-06T23:05:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Casey1505 \*  
> \*\*That’s enough levity. This is the Pit. Not really one of despair, but certainly not one of _fun_. Please show more anger and hostility in future Pit posts. You don’t have to swear for the sake of swearing, but we should not be able to sense any enjoyment in pit threads.
> 
> Caseywhore \*\*

But can’t this be like the fast food restaurant ball pit? Full of dirty needles and little kid pee, but also bright and colorful and with potential for playful ball fights?

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/52 "2003-08-06T23:29:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by featherlou \*  
> \*\***avawhore.  
> GingerOfTheWhore.  
> CWhorex.  
> featherwhore.**  
> Hey, this is fun! \*\*

Eats\_Whores… Nah.

Whores\_Crayons… Mm, better…

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/53 "2003-08-06T23:33:37Z")

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This is turning into a Ho Down.

Bippy the whore.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/54 "2003-08-06T23:37:11Z")

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Happy Lenderwhore

Whorey Lendervedder

Happy Whoredervedder

Whorey Whorederwhore!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/55 "2003-08-06T23:39:43Z")

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Zelwhore  
Whoredar

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/56 "2003-08-06T23:45:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Zeldar \*  
> \*\*Whoredar \*\*

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/57 "2003-08-06T23:47:15Z")

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I am planning on having my things deleted.  
😉

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/58 "2003-08-06T23:48:54Z")

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Nope I win.

**DeWhore**

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/59 "2003-08-07T00:07:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LauraLittlePony \*  
> \*\*But can’t this be like the fast food restaurant ball pit? Full of dirty needles and little kid pee, but also bright and colorful and with potential for playful ball fights? \*\*

Dirty needles? Good god, no. All syringes in the pit will be sterile and individually sealed for sanitary reasons. Don’t want to be responsible for the spread of IV diseases or stupid threads.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/60 "2003-08-07T00:07:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LauraLittlePony \*  
> \*\*But can’t this be like the fast food restaurant ball pit? Full of dirty needles and little kid pee, but also bright and colorful and with potential for playful ball fights? \*\*

And baby rattlesnakes. Don’t forget the baby rattlesnakes.

-Whore-astasia.

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