# To many restrictions here.....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 6, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361 "2003-08-06T16:58:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/61 "2003-08-07T00:15:08Z")

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Whorelett. As in harlot. Ha!

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/62 "2003-08-07T00:18:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \*  
> \*\*Just out of curiosity - if you don’t like these boards, why wait till tomorrow to quit? And why make an announcement? I’ve joined boards that I later found I didn’t like, and I just quit posting. No big deal. \*\*

I’d like to announce that I’ll be here for awhile.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/63 "2003-08-07T00:23:25Z")

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Ferret Whore-der!

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**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/64 "2003-08-07T00:24:44Z")

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SkyWhore - neh.  
Whoresky - blech.  
BumWhore - huh?  
WhoreBum - please god NO!

I guess I’m not a very good whore…

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/65 "2003-08-07T00:25:30Z")

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Crunchy Whore.

I may have just found my new username.

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**Author:** ![teleute12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@teleute12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teleute12)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/66 "2003-08-07T00:29:10Z")

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Telewhore? Hmm, that works. I suppose it’d help if I knew how my name was actually pronounced… any ideas?

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/67 "2003-08-07T00:31:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by teleute12 \*  
> \*\*Telewhore? Hmm, that works. I suppose it’d help if I knew how my name was actually pronounced… any ideas? \*\*

I always imagine it as French.

Tel-oot.

Ava

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/68 "2003-08-07T00:32:11Z")

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Who knew that whore went with so many things - um, let me rephrase that…

{channeling Fez from That 70’s Show}  
Okay, what have you whores done now?

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/69 "2003-08-07T00:39:22Z")

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**norinewhore**. I like it. It’s got a good beat, and you can dance to it! And the “w” was already there! 🙂

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/70 "2003-08-07T00:40:02Z")

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imthwhore.

Hmmm, has a certain ring to it.

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/71 "2003-08-07T00:40:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\*WHORE!  
> I’m going to call where you work, and say dirty things to you. Whorebiscuits. \*\*

Wewt! ~gives Ginger her work number~

JaadeWhore

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/72 "2003-08-07T00:42:27Z")

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> **ladyrose** If you don’t like what I post, DON’T READ IT! Who cares where I got it!

Writers, publishers, casual readers, researchers, website owners, attorneys, jurys, academicians, historians, archeologists and anyone placing value on personal integrity – just to name a few.

I wish you luck elsewhere. I hope that you broaden your ability to live with guidelines. Life has lots of restrictions too.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/73 "2003-08-07T00:45:58Z")

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Now I wish I lived in lower Manhatten so that I could be…

Ol’ Zo Ho from Soho

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/74 "2003-08-07T00:54:42Z")

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WhoreMikie.

MikieWhore.

Mi-Whore-kie?

Urg.

So sad.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/75 "2003-08-07T00:57:55Z")

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Seems we need a pimp to handle all the whores in here. Well, if I must…

–\*\*Q.E.Pimp.[/b[

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/76 "2003-08-07T01:05:00Z")

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This Year’s Whore

well, that was easy

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/77 "2003-08-07T01:11:12Z")

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Where’s my MONEY beyootch! I Know you ‘been workin’!

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**Author:** ![summerbreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@summerbreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/summerbreeze)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/78 "2003-08-07T01:15:06Z")

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**GingerOfTheNorthWhore** , call meeeee first!

summerwhore  
whatever happened to that rose person?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/79 "2003-08-07T01:16:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by avabeth \*  
> **Wait, so how _does_ one get a Whore title around here? I’ve been trying for months, dammit, and not one Whore has been bestowed upon me**

Lady, I’ve been trying for YEARS and have managed to get called it a total of NONCE! And one lousy Drama Queen.

The bar is just too high on this board. I should go elsewhere.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/80 "2003-08-07T01:19:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by summerbreeze \*  
> \*\*whatever happened to that rose person? \*\*

I dunno. Maybe she’s gone whorin’.

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