# To many restrictions here.....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 6, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361 "2003-08-06T16:58:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/81 "2003-08-07T01:23:17Z")

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Hi **Ladyrose** Welcome to the b

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/82 "2003-08-07T01:25:12Z")

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I find the moderators kind of snippy and curt too, if not bordering on condescending. But I sure don’t want there job. 😃

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/83 "2003-08-07T01:35:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mikie \*  
> \*\*WhoreMikie.
> 
> MikieWhore.
> 
> Mi-Whore-kie?
> 
> Urg.
> 
> So sad. \*\*

Don’t follow the crowd, **Mikie**!!

Start a new variation: **MikieLikesIt** 🙂

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/84 "2003-08-07T01:54:09Z")

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::sings::  
MonkeyWhore!  
Hero of song and story,  
MonkeyWhore!  
Winner of ancient glory!

Fighting for the right…

Well, you get the idea.

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/85 "2003-08-07T02:03:02Z")

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This is fun…Someone call me a whore…please?

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/86 "2003-08-07T02:06:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \*  
> \*\*Seems we need a pimp to handle all the whores in here. Well, if I must…
> 
> –\*\*Q.E.Pimp.[/b[ \*\*

No, that would me, **WhoreMeister**. 😃

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/87 "2003-08-07T02:08:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by summerbreeze \*  
> \*\ ***GingerOfTheNorthWhore** , call meeeee first!
> 
> summerwhore  
> whatever happened to that rose person? \*\*

OMG summerwhore! I asked first!!

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> rolandgunslinger
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> This is fun…Someone call me a whore…please?

rolandgunwhore…flows pretty well ~L~

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/88 "2003-08-07T02:09:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by rolandgunslinger \*  
> \*\*This is fun…Someone call me a whore…please? \*\*

You are big, mother-honkin’ whore.

That better?😉

Ava

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/89 "2003-08-07T02:11:39Z")

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better 😃

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/90 "2003-08-07T02:20:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jaade \*  
> \*\*OMG summerwhore! I asked first!!
> 
> rolandgunwhore…flows pretty well ~L~ \*\*

I think I’ll change my user name to Rolandwhoreslinger. 😃

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/91 "2003-08-07T02:23:22Z")

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**Since my name does not easily convert to whore-something, I’ve decided to start posting in BOLD and call myself BoldWhore. If that doesn’t get me enough attention, I may start posting in COLOR as well. (That color is called “burlywood”, so maybe I’ll be BurlywoodWhore.)**

Of course, I wouldn’t want to step on the toes of Purple Crack Whore.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/92 "2003-08-07T02:26:07Z")

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hopewhore… is _that_ where it springs eternal? 😃

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/93 "2003-08-07T02:30:09Z")

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**Super Whore**!

Or maybe **Super Pimp** … wait, that 's Snoop Dogg.

So, **Super Whore**!

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/94 "2003-08-07T02:32:03Z")

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porcuwhore

**Tubawhore** …err… **Tubadiva** is gonna be inundated with screen name requests.

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/95 "2003-08-07T02:34:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \*  
> **Super Whore!**

Makes you cum faster than a speeding bullet! Suction more powerful than a shop vac! Able to hump tall buiildings in a single… well you get the idea.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/96 "2003-08-07T02:36:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by porcupine \*  
> \*\***Tubawhore[/b**

You are soooooo dead.

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**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/97 "2003-08-07T02:42:16Z")

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okay, **bugwhore** , oh no, I’m going to be censored say it out loud three times fast

What an entertaining thread this has become! Thanks Ladyrose (that was your name wasn’t it).

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/98 "2003-08-07T02:48:05Z")

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**Whorewolf73** checking in here.

I just want to say that I’m angered and disgusted with the direction this thread is going. In fact, I’m so upset I think I am going to unjoin the board tomorrow and this is my goodbey post…ehhh, forget it. I just wanted to try out my whore-name.

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**Author:** ![summerbreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@summerbreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/summerbreeze)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/99 "2003-08-07T02:54:45Z")

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What kind of whore can’t spell “too”?

Geez, I don’t know. Maybe some of you smart ones can come up with something.

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**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/100 "2003-08-07T02:57:04Z")

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someone with no whoretothere

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