# To many restrictions here.....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 6, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361 "2003-08-06T16:58:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/101 "2003-08-07T03:12:56Z")

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**Whorekyn**? Nah…sounds like a pickle. Too bad I didn’t stay with my old name of SilkyThreat…then I would be…

_drumroll…_

**SilkyWhore**!

I knew I’d regret that decision. (sigh)

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**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/102 "2003-08-07T03:21:37Z")

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Man, if someone can find a catchy way to put “whore” in my username, I’ll give them a cracker, 'cause I can’t think of one! ☹

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/103 "2003-08-07T03:26:09Z")

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This is really odd. People were jumping all over the OP until this got moved the the Pit, at which point it just turned silly.

-Smegwhore

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/104 "2003-08-07T03:29:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by zweisamkeit \*  
> \*\*Man, if someone can find a catchy way to put “whore” in my username, I’ll give them a cracker, 'cause I can’t think of one! ☹ \*\*

**zweiswhorekeitr**. I like Ritz’s

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/105 "2003-08-07T03:34:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*This is really odd. People were jumping all over the OP until this got moved the the Pit, at which point it just turned silly.
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> -Smegwhore \*\*

I was thinking about that as well, **Smeghead** – and somehow I believe it’s worked out better this way.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/106 "2003-08-07T03:37:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lost4life \*  
> \*\*See, they really weren’t your messages, they were someone elses that you posted under your name without giving them credit. When someone called you on it in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=202270) , you simply responded with:
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> > [@](#):
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> > You are the only one that seems to care. So who cares? If you don’t like what I post, DON’T READ IT! Who cares where I got it! I don’t give a fig about your oppinion anyway
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> \*\*

That “someone” was **me** , I’ll have you know! Does this count as my very first pitting? W00t!

Hajwhoreio

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/107 "2003-08-07T03:50:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sylkyn \*  
> \*\*Too bad I didn’t stay with my old name of SilkyThreat… (sigh) \*\*

_You’re_ **SilkyThreat**?! I wondered what happened to you!

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/108 "2003-08-07T03:51:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hajario \*  
> That “someone” was **me** , I’ll have you know! Does this count as my very first pitting? W00t!
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> Hajwhoreio \*\*

No, no, that just won’t do…

_Whorejario!_

Now that sounds zesty!

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Mr\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Kami)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/109 "2003-08-07T04:00:18Z")

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**Mr Whore** …  
I don’t think that really works how about  
**Mr Pimp**  
Much better

-_Mr Pimp_

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/110 "2003-08-07T04:04:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr Kami \*  
> \*\ ***Mr Whore** …  
> I don’t think that really works how about  
> **Mr Pimp**  
> Much better
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> -_Mr Pimp_ \*\*

Well with all of these whores running around, we definitely need a pimp.

Whorejario, yes…much better

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/111 "2003-08-07T04:06:10Z")

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hardywhore - sounds odd.

whoregrrl - sounds like a bad early nineties Seattle fanzine.  
I give up 😛

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/112 "2003-08-07T04:15:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \*  
> \*\*hardywhore - sounds odd.
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> whoregrrl - sounds like a bad early nineties Seattle fanzine.  
> I give up 😛 \*\*

How about **Hardlyawhore**? 😃

-Whore of Narnia

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**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/113 "2003-08-07T04:17:30Z")

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This thread has indeed turned way too silly for the Pit. Shame on the lot of you!

-Second Whore to the Right  
[sub] hee. it has a nice ring to it [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Thunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/114 "2003-08-07T04:24:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*  
> \*\*…(snip)  
> Whorey Whorederwhore! \*\*

Did anybody else hear the voice of The Swedish Chef when they pronounced that name?

😃

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/115 "2003-08-07T04:25:33Z")

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gumwhore? makes me think of Julia Roberts.

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/116 "2003-08-07T04:31:14Z")

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Well considering how rude you were to me on IM when I invited you to Portland Dopefest, I have to second Ginger.  
DON’T let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

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**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/117 "2003-08-07T04:37:10Z")

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Thank you, **Ladyrose** for inspiring me to post to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=202784).

I do hope you will reconsider and stay here in this board. Lurk around a bit longer, and you’ll find we’re pretty much a group of nice folks.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/118 "2003-08-07T04:37:40Z")

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I can’t think of a way to put either “whore” or “pimp” in my name. Eh well… one of us will have to be the madame of this establishment.

Madame Flami X

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/119 "2003-08-07T04:44:47Z")

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You guys suck! All these names are whoreibble!

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-many-restrictions-here/193361/120 "2003-08-07T04:53:51Z")

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Pimpette\_X?

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