# To Michael(Montfort). **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2000, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318 "2000-08-30T09:49:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/1 "2000-08-30T09:49:10Z")
\*\*I wake up in the mornig and wish you where here I go to bed in the eavning and wish you where here I dream of you all the day and wish you where here I dream of you all the night and wish you where here You are the man that I want.\*\* (I know I don’t write so well, but, hey, I do my best). ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/2 "2000-08-30T11:26:37Z")
::horning in on **Montfort** ’s action:: Hey, it works for me!!! ---
**Author:** ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/3 "2000-08-30T13:12:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*::horning in on **Montfort** ’s action:: > > Hey, it works for me!!! \*\* Once a sailor, always a sailor… …Any port in a storm, Chief? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/4 "2000-08-30T14:19:14Z")
I’m a writer, one with a so-called gift of words, and you’ve rendered me speechless. Thank you very much. I return those words (spelled correctly, of course :p) back to you, Anniz. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/5 "2000-08-30T14:41:31Z")
Montfort, you lucky bastard! (just saw anniz’s picture in peoplepages) ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/6 "2000-08-30T14:48:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*I’m a writer, one with a so-called gift of words, and you’ve rendered me speechless. > > Thank you very much. I return those words (spelled correctly, of course :p) back to you, Anniz. \*\* You’re welcome. But, you alreaddy now I like you, so it can’t have been THAT much of suprise. I mean how many hours a day do we chat or e-meil each outher… Talk to you soon. (((((((kram))))))))) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/7 "2000-08-30T15:45:15Z")
Chief, you horndog… 😉 And Montfort, methinks you’re going to need to go get “changed” soon… ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/8 "2000-08-30T16:24:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*And Montfort, methinks you’re going to need to go get “changed” soon… \*\* Can’t wait to! You can even call me _changer_ then, too. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/9 "2000-08-30T17:10:29Z")
Montfort…damn STRAIGHT I’ll call you that! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/10 "2000-08-30T19:03:14Z")
So, um…can I hold the camera? Reciprocity, remember I was going to let you do the same for Nikita and Ruby! Never hurts to ask…unless you catch a knee to the grion. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/11 "2000-08-30T19:08:49Z")
I’m jealous. I wish someone would do leave me a thread like this one. Oh well. Damn Montfort! YOU GO BOY!!! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/12 "2000-08-30T19:32:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > **So, um…can I hold the camera?** Hahahah, I forgot about you. Now, what would Anniz think? She’s not an actress, so she’s not used to having the cameras on her. So, I’ll let her decide this one. (You call Donald a duck? No, my friend, THAT was a duck.) > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel_ > **I’m jealous. I wish someone would do leave me a thread like this one. Oh well. Damn Montfort! YOU GO BOY!!!** Thanks. I’m flabbergasted, still. I’ve never had a woman do that for me before, and because it’s from her it’s all the more special. Again, Anniz, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![sortawicked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sortawicked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sortawicked)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/13 "2000-08-30T20:00:27Z")
That was totally cool! Everyone should be so honest about how they feel. Especially, when it makes another person happy!🙂 Hey,Montfort! I’ve heard lovely things aboutcha! Anniz is one of the best friends I’ve ever had.She’s really special…of course you know that already!!! You be sweet to here now.You don’t wanna find out how wicked I can be! 😃 heh. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/14 "2000-08-30T20:04:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*I return those words (spelled correctly, of course :p) back to you, Anniz. \*\* Look at that Anniz, he’d dogging your spelling!! Do you really want to be with a guy that would do something like that? I mean hey… thats just not nice. Think about it… think about it… I’ll just be standing over here until you decide. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/15 "2000-08-30T20:23:01Z")
> [@](#): > > Look at that Anniz, he’d dogging your spelling!! Do you really want to be with a guy that would do something like that? I mean hey… thats just not nice. > > Think about it… think about it… > > I’ll just be standing over here until you decide. Lol thats just sad. Come on whammo I’ll buy ya a beer. Oh wait… I’m only 18… I’ll get ya a root beer or something ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/16 "2000-08-30T21:12:06Z")
**Thanks Sherry(sortawicked)!** You’re also my best friend. And you are deffently the most wicked one, I know. **Michael, Michael** , I’m very glad you liked it and that I could suprise you with it. You are special. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/17 "2000-08-30T21:28:16Z")
…still not done thinking I see… Thats alright. Take your time. **looks at watch** I’ll just be waiting over here… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/18 "2000-08-30T21:30:49Z")
Poor whammo…I’m over 21, so c’mere. I’ll buy you a beer. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/19 "2000-08-30T22:42:05Z")
Careful, changer, you wouldn’t want Chiefy to get jealous… ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/20 "2000-08-30T23:20:05Z")
falcon… talkinsquirrel… thanks for the comfort… _sniff_ Montfort… I just realized something mister! You and I are have our first fantasy football game OPPOSITE each other!! ITS FATE MAN!! WE WILL PLAY FOR THE HONOR OF THIS WOMAN!! WINNER TAKES ALL OF HER!! You can not turn this down… IT IS WRITTEN BY FATE! MMMBWAAHAHAHA… I shall have her yet. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318.md?page=2)