# To Michael(Montfort). **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2000, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318 "2000-08-30T09:49:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/21 "2000-08-31T00:33:45Z")
Fate works itself out funny, doesn’t it, **Whammo**? I hardly thought a month ago that I’d find myself besotted to a flirtatious and gorgeous Swede, and here I am now exhausting nearly every resource I have for a chance to fly to her country to meet her. But, I, being a gentleman, realise that **Anniz** is hardly property and thus not something one fights over. So, I shall spit in the face of your so-called “laws” and politely decline your challenge. Note, too, that I have not even scanned your roster to see if such a battle is in fact winnable; it probably is, I’m fairly happy with my roster this season. However, I’m declining out of respect for fair Anniz. If it makes you happy, though, you may just defeat me this weekend, and if that gives you comfort, so be it. I’ll be 0-1, and you’ll be 1-0, but I’ll still have Anniz. 🙂 Respecfully, but with tongue firmly in cheek, Montfort ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/22 "2000-08-31T09:19:32Z")
You’re my hero **Montfort**. I hope you can fix the vaccation from your job, it would suck if that should stop you from coming here. Can’t it be November soon… And thanks for the e-meil, I will go and smile all the day because of it.:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/23 "2000-08-31T14:53:09Z")
Anniz says > [@](#): > > it would suck if that should stop you from coming here. Me thinks you’re doing something a _bit_ wrong, girl. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/24 "2000-08-31T14:57:04Z")
Well, **I’m** glad I know what she meant. Don’t listen to him, Anniz, he’s just jealous. (smiley omitted) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/25 "2000-08-31T15:02:36Z")
[Billy Joel]Don’t go changin’ to try to please me…[/Billy Joel] ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/26 "2000-08-31T16:05:43Z")
I think we should all send **Montfort** one dollar ($1) so he can meet this fine, charming, charismatic woman, **Anniz**. No tut-tutting, this isn’t charity, this is helping the cause of men everywhere. Good luck and God speed. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/27 "2000-08-31T16:07:07Z")
that’s a dollar each, not a dollar in total ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/28 "2000-08-31T20:45:33Z")
\*\*I have never meet you but still I know you. I have never talked to you but still I know you I have never kissed you but still I know you I have never slept with you but stilll I know you But do you know me…\*\* (I know that some of you maybe will be tired of me posting this, but, I can’t help myself…) ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/29 "2000-08-31T20:53:14Z")
Thank you!! That is so sweet! I am truly touched… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/30 "2000-08-31T20:59:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\*Thank you!! That is so sweet! I am truly touched… 🙂 \*\* You think that one was to you. I only say, **HA** ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/31 "2000-08-31T22:07:34Z")
**I have never gotten changed with you but still I know you.** (I can’t help myself either…) ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/32 "2000-08-31T22:10:48Z")
I have never been in the bathroom while you were pooping, but… I am soooooo sorry… thats just wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/33 "2000-08-31T23:01:16Z")
**Chiefy** : Go away. You have your own birds to chase after. **Whammo** : You go away, too. That wasn’t even remotely amusing. **Anniz** : Thank you again, darling. I hope you never cease to amaze me as you have these past two days. You stay right there, I’ll be there shortly. _ **Yes, I know you, too…** _ ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/34 "2000-08-31T23:10:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\*\*\*I have never meet you > but still I know you. > > I have never talked to you > but still I know you > > I have never kissed you > but still I know you > > I have never slept with you > but stilll I know you > > But do you know me…\*\* > > (I know that some of you maybe will be tired > of me posting this, > but, I can’t help myself…) > AWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Whens the wedding? 😃 > \*\* ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/35 "2000-08-31T23:16:24Z")
Well I guess this answers the topic on how far someone would go to meet someone. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/36 "2000-08-31T23:21:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*Well I guess this answers the topic on how far someone would go to meet someone. \*\* Other than Anniz, do I win anything? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/37 "2000-08-31T23:32:13Z")
You’re expecting maybe round trip air fare? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/38 "2000-08-31T23:34:53Z")
That would be most appreciated, Chief. Or, is the Ike sailing east again anytime soon? Mind dropping me off in Stockholm on the way? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/39 "2000-08-31T23:40:32Z")
Alas, the IKE (All uppercase = ship; Upper-lower = the man) shan’t be heading eastward anytime soon. Maybe a couple of changing tips? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318/40 "2000-08-31T23:42:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*Maybe a couple of changing tips? \*\* Hah. I’ll take what I can get at this point. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-michael-montfort/31318.md?page=3)